I have this friend .............

[slim 1,525]

Perhaps it's a sign that I have been here too long, but I see those pics and go, "eh, average."

I try to explain to my buddies and co-workers girls like this are average. They never believe me!

[1HappyGuy 45]

Perhaps it's a sign that I have been here too long, but I see those pics and go, "eh, average."

:rofl:

Best quote on this forum. Yeah, only in the RUB would average be spectacular anywhere else. Tell your friends that seeing is believing. :dance:

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

How about Kip-Daddy's MILILF?

I thought about that, but then I started to get a bit jealous.

[Codeblue009 3]

:rofl:

Best quote on this forum. Yeah, only in the RUB would average be spectacular anywhere else. Tell your friends that seeing is believing. :dance:

A truer statement has never been spoken!!!

[slim 1,525]

Best quote on this forum. Yeah, only in the RUB would average be spectacular anywhere else. Tell your friends that seeing is believing. :dance:

Seriously, if you don't know, now you know.

Average is spectacular in the RUB forum. No wonder we're such pr!cks.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Seriously, if you don't know, now you know.

Average is spectacular in the RUB forum. No wonder we're such pr!cks.

Is it any wonder why some of us want to go back there and screw everything on two legs wearing heels ? I mean seriously can you blame us ?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Sparrow school?

Speaking of Sparrow School, I was welding some bar joist on a tilt up a few weeks back when I ripped the palm of my hand wide open after a guy tossed me up a sleever bar that had just been sharpened on a grinder. So I duct tape my hand up until I can do a better job of it when I get home. When I get home the wife see's the hand when I'm pulling off the duct tape and says in that typical RUB fashion of hers..; "I bet you cried like a leetle girl". And I'm thinking to myself; "####### did I ever do to deserve her? She must be a payback for every rotten thing Iv'e ever done in my life." So anyways she reaches into her purse and tosses me one of those chick panty liners and says; put this on it, you need it more than I do" It worked so I didn't complain. But she brings out the hydrogen peroxide douches my hand with it and when I flinched, she says to me.; "Don't be a leetle beesh, no Belarusian man would make face like that". So like an idiot (I forgot she still had the bottle in her hand), I say to her..;"Any real Belarusian man with half a brain would have ran from your ####### years ago and put as much ground between him and you as possible, and if your mom has half the mouth you do it's no wonder your ol man beat her ####### on a daily basis". Right after that is when she dumped half the bottle on my hand.

I'm telling ya, this marriage is like one big chess match where the opponents are always probing for a weakness. It makes my head hurt sometimes just thinking about it. If I could only catch a low lying cloud and ride it to wherever the wind takes it.....

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

kip, sounds like all is not well........

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

kip, sounds like all is not well........

She's beating me at my own game is what it comes down to...that and I think I'm getting old or something. Even the sex... It's the same routine every day. I usually get home from work first, so I start dinner. She pops through the door an hour later has her coffee and cigarette, and then in that low RUB monotone voice of hers says..; "Come to bed.". That means one of two things...either I turn off dinner in the middle of it being done, or it burns. Either way I get screwed out of dinner until she's..."finished" so to say. Her excuse is that I'm no good for bed after I eat dinner. Now not to sound like some sensitive metro sexual whiner or something...but like #######. At least have some kind of warm up foreplay action if your going to screw up dinner for christ sake. I don't get it ...her co workers think the's the best thing since the invention of sliced bread. The only one who knows what she's like other than me is her sister and mom...those two don't take any ####### off of her.

I lost that edge I used to always have.

[Eric-Pris 1,606]

Yeah, only in the RUB would average be spectacular anywhere else. Tell your friends that seeing is believing. :dance:

Not quite. Try Colombia. The women there are smoking.

You have to go to places where fast food hasn't taken over the culture, like it has in the US.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

She's beating me at my own game is what it comes down to...that and I think I'm getting old or something. Even the sex... It's the same routine every day. I usually get home from work first, so I start dinner. She pops through the door an hour later has her coffee and cigarette, and then in that low RUB monotone voice of hers says..; "Come to bed.". That means one of two things...either I turn off dinner in the middle of it being done, or it burns. Either way I get screwed out of dinner until she's..."finished" so to say. Her excuse is that I'm no good for bed after I eat dinner. Now not to sound like some sensitive metro sexual whiner or something...but like #######. At least have some kind of warm up foreplay action if your going to screw up dinner for christ sake. I don't get it ...her co workers think the's the best thing since the invention of sliced bread. The only one who knows what she's like other than me is her sister and mom...those two don't take any ####### off of her.

I lost that edge I used to always have.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I have given that stuff some serious thought lately. On the other hand the national average for sex between married couples is something like 3 times a week or even less, so we are like way above the national average...and atm I don't have a problem following the national average...she's killing me.

Two things I blame this sh*t on. First off is that "Sex and the City" show she got hooked on, and the second was that lithium vibrator from Amazon. The whole idea of the vibrator was to buy me some time with the TV and internet. It backfired and turned her into some kind of monster is what it did. I'm saying this honestly...any guy that thinks they have a bright idea like I thought I did and buys his wife a vibrator in order to give him a break is only screwing himself for the fact the wife is only going to turn into some kind of freak and expect way more out of her husband.

If I could go back in time and change anything, I would have never sent her that link to the vibrator. One of the biggest mistakes Iv'e made yet imo.

Edited June 8, 2011 by Why_Me

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

you hate this rabbit, eh?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Is it any wonder why some of us want to go back there and screw everything on two legs wearing heels ? I mean seriously can you blame us ?

I did that, found Alla in the process and never had the desire again.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

She's beating me at my own game is what it comes down to...that and I think I'm getting old or something. Even the sex... It's the same routine every day. I usually get home from work first, so I start dinner. She pops through the door an hour later has her coffee and cigarette, and then in that low RUB monotone voice of hers says..; "Come to bed.". That means one of two things...either I turn off dinner in the middle of it being done, or it burns. Either way I get screwed out of dinner until she's..."finished" so to say. Her excuse is that I'm no good for bed after I eat dinner. Now not to sound like some sensitive metro sexual whiner or something...but like #######. At least have some kind of warm up foreplay action if your going to screw up dinner for christ sake. I don't get it ...her co workers think the's the best thing since the invention of sliced bread. The only one who knows what she's like other than me is her sister and mom...those two don't take any ####### off of her.

I lost that edge I used to always have.

We just do it in the kitchen.