BREAKING NEWS: President Obama wolfs down TWO chili dogs and fries... the day after his wife unveils new dietary guide

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Chicago red hots are still my favorite..... with sport peppers.

[TBoneTX 46,379]

Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat. As they discuss their expectations of American culture, one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," his companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we should do as the Americans do, si man."

Nodding emphatically, the first immigrant points to a hot-dog vendor, and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," he says. The vendor, only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, he turns to his friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

[웃 910]

Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat. As they discuss their expectations of American culture, one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," his companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we should do as the Americans do, si man."

Nodding emphatically, the first immigrant points to a hot-dog vendor, and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," he says. The vendor, only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, he turns to his friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

:rofl:

Edited June 7, 2011 by Lord Infamous