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Is your RUB wife slapping you around ?

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Neonred Experienced

Neonred   3,562

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Of course she is. It's not normal?

That's why I keep the guns hidden.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Not at all, that's why the guns are at my side.

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A trip to the corner store in RUB will get you pushed, shoved and slapped more than what you could catch a DV case for here. It's a cultural difference, for sure. There's definitely a differnce in what's "acceptable" physical contact there and what's "acceptable" here.

I breezed through the OP and didn't recognize her. Who is she?

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Used to be broken   147

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A trip to the corner store in RUB will get you pushed, shoved and slapped more than what you could catch a DV case for here. It's a cultural difference, for sure. There's definitely a differnce in what's "acceptable" physical contact there and what's "acceptable" here.

I breezed through the OP and didn't recognize her. Who is she?

I just want to know what kind of guy is getting slapped around by his Ukrainian bride :) Another Skamerska story on VJ it looks like.

I agree on the difference of what is acceptable physical contact here and in the RUB world. I almost got crushed to death in a bread line at the big indoor Farmers Market in Minsk. Sadly, I concluded I do not have what it takes to survive in the RUB world.

If only they made those cream cheese cookies here in the states ! ! !

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Of course she is. It's not normal?

That's why I keep the guns hidden.

I keep mine on my person at all times. It would be harder for her to get it away from and I can always shoot back! :lol:

But wait...I thought RUB wives were timid, submissive barbie dolls/sex toys on spikey heels and that they always do what they are tol...NM

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I like pain, si man. To that effect: right now, the cat is doing her business (#2) in the very proximal litterbox, oof man.

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Slapping is considered to be domestic violence in the US? :huh:

Life is not fun in America :angry::lol:

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Neonred Experienced

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I keep mine on my person at all times. It would be harder for her to get it away from and I can always shoot back! :lol:

So what you guys are saying is I need to get something a little easier to carry than that 120 year old shotgun I have?

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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Gary and Alla Grand Master

Gary and Alla   3,694

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Slapping is considered to be domestic violence in the US? :huh:

Life is not fun in America :angry::lol:

In some states it is illegal to talk about slapping your domestic partner. Be careful

Consensual spanking is usually allowed

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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In some states it is illegal to talk about slapping your domestic partner. Be careful

Consensual spanking is usually allowed

No whips and leather ?? Guess I will just have to stock up on whip cream and chocolate ;-) hmm hmm good

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slim Grand Master

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I just want to know what kind of guy is getting slapped around by his Ukrainian bride :)

The kind of guy who doesn't want to catch a case.

I thought RUB wives were timid, submissive barbie dolls/sex toys on spikey heels and that they always do what they are tol..

That's the common misconception. What most people would be surprised to find out is our wives are actually the most independent and liberated women on earth.

Slapping is considered to be domestic violence in the US? :huh:

Life is not fun in America :angry::lol:

It can be fun if you make it fun!

No whips and leather ??

This reminds me of Rihanna. You remember, the girl who got slapped around backstage at the Grammys and then released a song called, "S&M" a few months later. Perfect example of American feminism.

Русский форум член.

Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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Brad and Vika   129

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This reminds me of Rihanna. You remember, the girl who got slapped around backstage at the Grammys and then released a song called, "S&M" a few months later. Perfect example of American feminism.

Except Rihanna is from Barbados

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