Uggggh!

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

I know nothing about anything except that women seem to like flowers, candy and jewellery. That's all I know.

and not necessarily in that order.

[trojam227 18]

Sounds secretive and manipulative. Who would think a woman would do that.

What, you have so put him off women that you pretend to be a man in order to give him someone non-aggressive and non-foulmouthed to talk to

It's a great ploy and I can see that should work.

I have known a couple of nice women but they were both thick. Looking back, I wouldn't advise a young man to lay too much importance on having an intelligent woman - a 'nice' one who can't remember your jokes (so you can re-tell them )is much more relaxing

Good luck with that though - I think that sort have died out and left us with only 'fang'

LOL...but wouldn't life be so boring without the "fang"? Call it what you like...I call it successful. I do the oposite of what he expects...he looks for a reaction, I don't react. He waits to be chased, I don't chase. He calls...I'm busy! He's gotten too used to bunny boilers that I can't be asked..

[trojam227 18]

and not necessarily in that order.

Heh...if you only knew...

[Captain Oates 911]

I know nothing about anything except that women seem to like flowers, candy and jewellery. That's all I know.

I was single for 18 years 'in between'. I was young and the European Finance Director for 28 companies and I had a big Mercedes and flew Concorde - I was beating em off with a stick for 18 years. As a result, I could give enormously useful advice to young men.

However, I have never converted anyone to atheism or changed their political views or managed to warn anyone off the 'wrong type'. People have closed minds.

I therefore save my breath and my pixels and the world will go on as it always has

They say that 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' but I found out they don't even need to be scorned. "I ran into the back of his car because he was driving too close in front" - an actual quote

But officer, I am only GOING ONE WAY !

It is an entirely different perverse and inverse thought pattern that even the starship enterprise's computer could not have interpreted and at least I have the wisdom now to not even try to interpret it - and to expect it.

'Fuzzy logic' can be harnessed to defeat other men so I did recruit female executives - but they were required to manipulate others and not try it on me

[Darnell 8,479]

Darnell, I thought you were on my side with this! Don't give them ideas on how to take over with their MANLY posessions!!

Soonish, you'll realize the singular joy of keeping the man cave outside the frickin house.

Cargo Containerz is Fun! Get One Today !

FWIW, Joy Beyhar(Sp?) has a show on CNN, evenings - it's mondo frickin poignant. Hey - it's either that, or yer taping Craig Ferguson.

Edited June 2, 2011 by Darnell

[trojam227 18]

I was single for 18 years 'in between'. I was young and the European Finance Director for 28 companies and I had a big Mercedes and flew Concorde - I was beating em off with a stick for 18 years. As a result, I could give enormously useful advice to young men.

However, I have never converted anyone to atheism or changed their political views or managed to warn anyone off the 'wrong type'. People have closed minds.

I therefore save my breath and my pixels and the world will go on as it always has

They say that 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' but I found out they don't even need to be scorned. "I ran into the back of his car because he was driving too close in front" - an actual quote

But officer, I am only GOING ONE WAY !

It is an entirely different perverse and inverse thought pattern that even the starship enterprise's computer could not have interpreted and at least I have the wisdom now to not even try to interpret it - and to expect it.

Alan, I have to ponder over this before I give a response. You have a complicated brain, and I am too tired to even try to pick it apart tonight LOL It seems you know far too much privelaged info about the female race...until then.

'Fuzzy logic' can be harnessed to defeat other men so I did recruit female executives - but they were required to manipulate others and not try it on me

[Captain Oates 911]

I may not get to the mountain top widja

But I dream of the day when all men - all o' my brudders and none of my sisters will be free and living together in a beautuful commune with a legion of incredibly realistic blow up dolls with photo cell rechargers

[trojam227 18]

Soonish, you'll realize the singular joy of keeping the man cave outside the frickin house.

Cargo Containerz is Fun! Get One Today !

FWIW, Joy Beyhar(Sp?) has a show on CNN, evenings - it's mondo frickin poignant. Hey - it's either that, or yer taping Craig Ferguson.

Good God, you're a GENIUS!!!

Edited June 2, 2011 by trojam227

[trojam227 18]

I may not get to the mountain top widja

But I dream of the day when all men - all o' my brudders and none of my sisters will be free and living together in a beautuful commune with a legion of incredibly realistic blow up dolls with photo cell rechargers

You are a sick fu**a Alan...I can't believe they let you in!! You're a VJ Russel Brand..

[Captain Oates 911]

You are a sick fu**a Alan...I can't believe they let you in!! You're a VJ Russel Brand..

Dont be such a pilgrim

There is a whole world out there !

That advert is mainstream in Europe and from a major company - but makes the yanks squirm

Like soccer players with short shorts - oooo blush !

Edited June 2, 2011 by Alan the Red