Uggggh!

[trojam227 18]

I agree - though it would be 'windows open - windows shut' all day at the white house - especially with Michelle and Sarah coming up to that age. ( "GRRRR GRRRR I hate everyone, everyone, where is that big red button")

I wouldn't mind large ladies being president as long as they didn't wear light blue pastel shade pants like Hillary. I though the distance from Central Washington State to Chicago was a 'big expanse' but it is as nothing in comparison

LMAO! Come on now...I've seen a lot larger women who haven't had children & THAT is FAT! Women are meant to have curves...the one's that don't were supposed to be boys.

[Captain Oates 911]

LMAO! Come on now...I've seen a lot larger women who haven't had children & THAT is FAT! Women are meant to have curves...the one's that don't were supposed to be boys.

I don't like women who are built like "Two yards of pump water"

..and wonky pelvises like Holly Berry look distorted like liquorice that has melted

Liz Hurley (as she was) is almost as perfect as I require...

..though I do realise that stimulating conversation would not be in prospect. More chance having some banter with a cardboard box

[trojam227 18]

It's a transvestite....why do you think she's with a guy who looks like a **. Plastic...

[Captain Oates 911]

It's a transvestite....why do you think she's with a guy who looks like a **. Plastic...

In the hierachy of the world, such a tranny as Mz Hurley is still better than the governor of Arizona who applies 2nd amendment remedies to my libido

In the event of encountering the old meat and two veg -- one can always do a runner at that stage

[trojam227 18]

HAHAHAHA!! Maybe that's what you boys need...a shock to the meat & 2 veg. Less pornhub abuse & venereal diseases in my opinion

[Captain Oates 911]

HAHAHAHA!! Maybe that's what you boys need...a shock to the meat & 2 veg. Less pornhub abuse & venereal diseases in my opinion

My Sergeant used to say "Don't knock it til you have tried it"

[trojam227 18]

My Sergeant used to say "Don't knock it til you have tried it"

Oh so he liked meat & veg, that's cool...freedom of choice! I practice monogamy...celibacy at the mo & actually I'd rather him on the hub than taking a poke at a rolling ringnut. That's just my logic...

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh so he liked meat & veg, that's cool...freedom of choice! I practice monogamy...celibacy at the mo & actually I'd rather him on the hub than taking a poke at a rolling ringnut. That's just my logic...

I have you noticed how monogamy sound similar to monotony ? Actually it sounds like mahogany too but that has no bearing.

The three rings of marriage:

The engagement ring

The Wedding ring

The BO-ring

Edited June 1, 2011 by Alan the Red

[Ban Hammer 13,398]

I have you noticed how monogamy sound similar to monotony ? Actually it sounds like mahogany too but that has no bearing.

The three rings of marriage:

The engagement ring

The Wedding ring

The BO-ring

then the final ring: suffer ring.

[Captain Oates 911]

then the final ring: suffer ring.

then

burying

mourning

spending !

gorging

puking !

then calling/mating/repeating/regretting/reconciling

oops they aren't rings - but they are fun

[trojam227 18]

Yeah, yeah...heard it all before. Takes 2 to tango...heard that one??

[Captain Oates 911]

Yeah, yeah...heard it all before. Takes 2 to tango...heard that one??

Only two ? how conventional ....

[trojam227 18]

For God's Sake...are you really all the same??? LOL Isn't your xbox calling your name?? or your toolbox...or whatever it is that you do in your "man caves".

[Captain Oates 911]

For God's Sake...are you really all the same??? LOL Isn't your xbox calling your name?? or your toolbox...or whatever it is that you do in your "man caves".

You must be psychedelic - I am just setting off to the range with my 1943 Lee Enfield .303 number 4 mark 1 made in Maltby, Yorkshire - the molten core of the industrial revolution to whom the world owes everything

and my rock river Ar-15 with 3x 30 round mags

Its great being a boy - no lippy required and leaking is no worry

[Ban Hammer 13,398]

For God's Sake...are you really all the same??? LOL Isn't your xbox calling your name?? or your toolbox...or whatever it is that you do in your "man caves".

- and what's wrong with mancaves?