American Men Think They’re Better in Bed Than They Actually Are

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

She had better not talk like that too much or every woman in the western world will be hiding in their bushes scantily clad and a fixin to steal him

Where do you think I'm posting from?

[Fandango 1,439]

Just curious is all...but was your vibrator in your left hand or right one when you had this fantasy ?

Hard to believe, I know, but it's true.

I have it good authority from very many women that the perfect man does not exist. My mother said I was as close as it gets and even I am not that good. So I agree that this is pie in the sky and all me eye and Betty Martin

I had my gums cut open last week and they prescribed me some oxycontin - but even if i did the whole bottle by the unapproved method, I still couldn't come up with this much euphoria

She had better not talk like that too much or every woman in the western world will be hiding in their bushes scantily clad and a fixin to steal him

He's not perfect, but he's perfect for me, that's for sure.

I didn't think *my* perfect man ever existed, but damn he came along and proved me wrong.

[Fandango 1,439]

Where do you think I'm posting from?

[Captain Oates 910]

Where do you think I'm posting from?

I used to work with a woman who described her husband like that. They were naturists (not naturalists)

They used to meet up the country and run around the woods with other nudists

Anyway once they all got peeled off, he went off with another woman

On the other hand I knew a woman who called her husband all sorts of names until he died and then she went on about how perfect he was

I don't take any notice any more as it's like trying to analyse the shape of one of those

plasma lamps when it's in motion

I am a misogynist trapped in a hetero body according to her that should know

Better that than Barry Mankyloaf who has to be confused

[thongd4me 69]

Sorry bout that - I need git a fixin on not talking like these educted librals who use handkerchiefs when their smocks still have sleeves... I need to get drunk afore I post so I can stop all this fernickity tendercy to not use obsenetys and then I can change my handerl to something hincorperating alcohol like ginlady or vermouth-mouth or alerbammy mammy

[Vi-Jay 218]

[Vi-Jay 218]

[Vi-Jay 218]

[Vi-Jay 218]

Advance to :46

Edited May 28, 2011 by Vi-Jay