American Men Think They’re Better in Bed Than They Actually Are

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Viagra?

If necessary.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

As the only American woman currently posting here (and assuming the men here are straight or weren't "gay till graduation") I am uniquely poised to give American men a grade as far as sexual prowess and skill goes. I'll give you a B- for ability, and a solid C for effort. Sure, there have been some outstanding performers in your class (Adam Marsland, I am thinking about you and your stellar performance on Monday night -- yowza!), but there are too many that are just showing up because that's all they need to do to pass. Final edict: must try harder.

I can't speak for Adam because I don't know him, but if he doesn't know the Helsinki Maneuver, then he doesn't know sh!t.

edit: meant 'then' not 'than' (for the spelling nazis)

Edited May 21, 2011 by 8TBVBN

[^_^ 5,021]

If necessary.

WTH, you are not that old to be schtupping men who need viagra!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Wow. You really know how to bring down the room.

To each his own, Bill, and I don't mean any disrespect to any ladies out there, spouses or none, who have trouble orgasming, but IMO, most of those hangups come from the reinforcement that sex is a four letter word.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I can't speak for Adam because I don't him, but if he doesn't know the Helsinki Maneuver, than he doesn't know sh!t.

He's in my FB friends list. Not only does he know the Helsinki Manoeuvre, he also knows the Rotterdam Strategy. And that, my friend, works 100% of time, 82% of the time.

WTH, you are not that old to be schtupping men who need viagra!

I was merely speaking for the wives of the men who post on here, and not of any of my own harem.

Can a woman keep a harem?

To each his own, Bill, and I don't mean any disrespect to any ladies out there, spouses or none, who have trouble orgasming, but IMO, most of those hangups come from the reinforcement that sex is a four letter word.

Not unless you're a really bad speller.

Edited May 21, 2011 by elmcitymaven

[one...two...tree 2,762]

He's in my FB friends list. Not only does he know the Helsinki Manoeuvre, he also knows the Rotterdam Strategy. And that, my friend, works 100% of time, 82% of the time.

That doesn't even make sense, but nonetheless I'm impressed.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

That doesn't even make sense, but nonetheless I'm impressed.

If it doesn't make sense, you don't know what you're doing. Or missing.

Edited May 21, 2011 by elmcitymaven

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

To each his own, Bill, and I don't mean any disrespect to any ladies out there, spouses or none, who have trouble orgasming, but IMO, most of those hangups come from the reinforcement that sex is a four letter word.

Do you still have sex in the missionary position through a hole in the sheet between you?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If it doesn't make sense, you don't know what you're doing. Or missing.

Well, I do consider myself a lifelong student.

Female sensuality

Past joys and future hopes

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well, I do consider myself a lifelong student.

Female sensuality

Past joys and future hopes

The Story of O is a rubbish film. I can't believe I watched it to the end.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

The Story of O is a rubbish film. I can't believe I watched it to the end.

Deep Throat was enlightening. I didn't realize the ####### could be located there.

Also my favorite line, "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

Edited May 21, 2011 by Some Old Guy

[Vi-Jay 218]

In my experience, they can't tell if you know what you're doing and have been practising your Kegels.

Well, I can tell.

Who is "they"?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well, I can tell.

Who is "they"?

Good for you!

"They" is men. I thought that was self-evident.

[Vi-Jay 218]

Hurry back to her. She needs you to hold her purse, milktoast.

That's what I expect from a DFH.

A kitten scratch insult.

Good for you!

"They" is men. I thought that was self-evident.

Sorry, I'm still reading. Trying to catch up on the conversation.

I want to read some of Samoray's posts. I thought I saw something there I might want to work with.

Edited May 21, 2011 by Vi-Jay

[Vi-Jay 218]

Any man who runs errands with his wife is as soft as toast dipped in milk...and just as soggy.

#######?

Another piece of the puzzle.