American Men Think They’re Better in Bed Than They Actually Are

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I will say this, I think a husband should know wether or not his wife is faking. Emphasis on the word wife.

In my experience, they can't tell if you know what you're doing and have been practising your Kegels.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

(sorry late reply I was out running some errands with my wife)

Hurry back to her. She needs you to hold her purse, milktoast.

Yeah I like to come home from work with my ####### inside a pizza box.

[^_^ 5,021]

It's been years since the big sausage pizza series and I've yet to see anything that comes close to that level of craziness. Truly a proud moment in American porn.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Hurry back to her. She needs you to hold her purse, milktoast.

That's Milquetoast.

Edited May 21, 2011 by Some Old Guy

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's been years since the big sausage pizza series and I've yet to see anything that comes close to that level of craziness. Truly a proud moment in American porn.

I have missed this genre. Thank you for an educational moment, AJ.

That's Milquetoast.

Yes, he's quite right.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Well the Topic title, American men think they're better in bed than they actually are, my opinion was not only the man is responsible for the woman's dissatisfaction but since i am not American so it's not my issue,

American men are better in bed, it's just American women don't know how to let go and enjoy themselves. If you weren't born here, good for you. Hopefully, you still have all your sensuality with you. Puritanical attitudes towards sex have made a lot of American women frigid, which is why they turn to ice cream and chocolate for comfort.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

That's Milquetoast.

Milk toast is a breakfast food consisting of toasted bread in warm milk, typically with sugar and butter.^[1]

Any man who runs errands with his wife is as soft as toast dipped in milk...and just as soggy.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

American men are better in bed, it's just American women don't know how to let go and enjoy themselves. If you weren't born here, good for you. Hopefully, you still have all your sensuality with you. Puritanical attitudes towards sex have made a lot of American women frigid, which is why they turn to ice cream and chocolate for comfort.

Of course, if they are Catholic girls, all that "repression" makes for some rather interesting fetishes.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

It's been years since the big sausage pizza series and I've yet to see anything that comes close to that level of craziness. Truly a proud moment in American porn.

For every pizza delivery guy out there, it was a wet dream come true.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

For every pizza delivery guy out there, it was a wet dream come true.

Is that where the term,

"cheese #######"

came from?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

American men are better in bed, it's just American women don't know how to let go and enjoy themselves. If you weren't born here, good for you. Hopefully, you still have all your sensuality with you. Puritanical attitudes towards sex have made a lot of American women frigid, which is why they turn to ice cream and chocolate for comfort.

As the only American woman currently posting here (and assuming the men here are straight or weren't "gay till graduation") I am uniquely poised to give American men a grade as far as sexual prowess and skill goes. I'll give you a B- for ability, and a solid C for effort. Sure, there have been some outstanding performers in your class (Adam Marsland, I am thinking about you and your stellar performance on Monday night -- yowza!), but there are too many that are just showing up because that's all they need to do to pass. Final edict: must try harder.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Of course, if they are Catholic girls, all that "repression" makes for some rather interesting fetishes.

Like rolling around on feces covered rubber sheets? No thank you. I'll take a woman with unfettered sensuality, who knows what she wants in bed and isn't afraid to ask for it, over some broken lass who likes to cut herself every time she has an unclean thought.

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Steven wants the chicks from 2 girls 1 cup. He likes them truly unfettered.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Like rolling around on feces covered rubber sheets? No thank you. I'll take a woman with unfettered sensuality, who knows what she wants in bed and isn't afraid to ask for it, over some broken lass who likes to cut herself every time she has an unclean thought.

Wow. You really know how to bring down the room.

[^_^ 5,021]

Final edict: must try harder.

Viagra?