American Men Think They’re Better in Bed Than They Actually Are

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Why would I want to check out?

I don't want to check any of you out. It's icky to consider -- almost like checking out your cousin.

Unless you're into that sort of thing. I'm not judging. VJ is a family friendly site, after all.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I don't want to check any of you out. It's icky to consider -- almost like checking out your cousin.

Unless you're into that sort of thing. I'm not judging. VJ is a family friendly site, after all.

Really? I find Stephen kinda cute.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Really? I find Stephen kinda cute.

For a DFH, sure. But he's waaaaay more into trees than dudes, sorry.

[Fandango 1,439]

It's a loser magazine. I saw one in the quackopractors office once and it's for guys who can't get laid for the fact they are pretty boy metrosexuals who don't have a clue.

You ever see those guys who drive those little foreign cars with the tinted windows, loud mufflers, etc....? Same thing....metrosexuals who are confused about their sexuality and have to spend money in order to get laid. Pathetic if you ask me.

It's like this. Your typical American guy drives a truck, doesn't give two sh*ts what beer is in his hand as long as it's cheap(free ftw), and could care less about clothes, jewelery, etc... Food ? Pizza, hamburgers, or anything that fills the gut. No bs "TGIF" or Applebee's". It's something that fills the guts and doesn't have commercials that make you want to puke.

Sex, food, TV, fishing, sleeping...that's what it's all about. Nothing more, nothing less. Any guy that's more complicated than that is on his way to qualifying for "metrosexual" in my book.

One other thing...guys that wear earrings ..lol Earrings are for gypsy's, pirates, and metrosexuals.

and yet, you have to keep cheap hooch in the back of your truck. Nah, that's not pathetic

Edited May 26, 2011 by Anita Cocktail

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

That's pure BS. Look, if American women want to fake their way through a relationship, so be it. Just don't blame us guys for having faith in honesty.

Steve if you cant tell when a woman is faking an orgasm,your in trouble pal. You might wanna quit watching porn and go tap some tail.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Steve if you cant tell when a woman is faking an orgasm,your in trouble pal. You might wanna quit watching porn and go tap some tail.

Can you take me as an underling and show me how the master does it?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Can you take me as an underling and show me how the master does it?

If I have to explain you wouldnt understand.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If I have to explain you wouldnt understand.

Well, were you a stud the first time you had sex or did it come from experience?

[Vi-Jay 218]

Steve if you cant tell when a woman is faking an orgasm,your in trouble pal. You might wanna quit watching porn and go tap some tail.

but, Where will he find someone willing to role play Passion of the Christ with him?

Edited May 26, 2011 by Vi-Jay

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

If I have to explain you wouldnt understand.

Must be raining again.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

If "metrosexual" means physically fit and "manly" means someone who looks like they walked off the People of Walmart calendar I know which one I would pick.

beer bellies and man boobs seem kinda feminine to me anyways

Edited May 26, 2011 by Trompe le Monde

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

If "metrosexual" means physically fit and "manly" means someone who looks like they walked off the People of Walmart calendar I know which one I would pick.

I don't find beer bellies and man boobs seem kinda feminine to me anyways

How about hairy buttocks?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Well, were you a stud the first time you had sex or did it come from experience?

The first time.

Must be raining again.

On Steves parade?

[Ban Hammer 13,144]

Steve if you cant tell when a woman is faking an orgasm,your in trouble pal.

real men don't care.

[^_^ 5,021]

real men don't care.

real men don't care.

Are we repeating ourselves now?

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