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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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don't be a noob, alan. that's my wife posting.

No way you wear diapers at the bus stop Prince Charles - somebody would have ratted on you by now

When I was late 40's I took a 25 year old to Turkey on holiday. She ran off with the waiter on the first evening - after I paid for the meal too !

I only went for boilers after that - 10 years plus washington state tax was my max.

My current arm candy was a donny osmond fan at the age I was a twitchin' to Gene Vincent - so I cant say it's perfect

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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oh no, are we required to have a brain now? why does my does my shoe size matter?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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oh no, are we required to have a brain now? why does my does my shoe size matter?

Federal regulations state that in order to marry an incontinent person more than 50 years older than you, your shoe size MUST be under 25 unless your IQ is under 25 too. It's one of the more sensible and transparent regulations.

I just dont want you to say too much and thereby get into trouble with DC

You can get an IQ measuring kit from the Moonies website

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No way you wear diapers at the bus stop Prince Charles - somebody would have ratted on you by now

she exaggerated greatly on my age - and a bit on hers too.

You can get an IQ measuring kit from the Moonies website

why have you been to the moonie website? :huh:

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USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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why have you been to the moonie website? :huh:

to get an IQ measuring kit

The result said I was perfect to be a new member but didnt quote a number

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I think the majority of members on here are 30s n 40s.

I remember a long time ago, I thought that. Now I am almost those people.

I'm 29 and he's 30. We met in person 8 years ago this July and will be married for 7 years this August.

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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Age of anybody notwithstanding, I maintain that the most dangerous food is Wedding Cake, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I've been in Hilton Head on vacation this weekend. Last night, while walking back to the car, I saw this older, portly gentleman...at least 60, pushing a baby stroller with a very young, slim Asian gal next to him. At first, I thought awww grandpa. And then looking at these two I realized they were married. There has to be at least a 35-year age difference with them.

All I wanted to say to them was...."Did you use Visa Journey?"

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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When I was 17 I worked in an office with a 31 year old woman. Her husband used to pick her up from work. I remember looking at him over my papers and thinking how pasty faced he was and how his arteries must be narrowed and his heart just holding out. 31 was so old.

Now, my son is 41 and is in much worse shape that me. He is obese and can hardly walk through drink and gorging and ganja. My grandson is 19 and my granddaughter is a 17 year old beauty (both by my daughter) and they are both doing great. I lug my inflatable boat and its engine by hand and sail on Puget sound and I shin up the ladder to repair the roof. I am 6ft and 193 pounds and I retired at 54 and I have a young wife. I work on stocks and options 5 hours most days because I enjoy winning. I deserve it.

I have had 8 wives but only 3 were mine. I have travelled the world and I will live to 113 and get more big motorbikes before I am done and they won't be Harleys.

I don't have a baseball hat or a check shirt or a goatee beard. Those are signs of a man in decline - like Michael Moore for instance...

My doctor wanted to get me on heart pills "Because your record shows your granddad died at 33"

I told him that was because the Germans shot him in May 1917 and he shut up.

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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Age 25 is too much tread on the tires?

My Sergeant used to say "old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher"

He wasn't what you would call 'refined'

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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Sales tax or income tax?

I wouldn't live anywhere that had income tax - so I live in Washington State and before that it was Florida

I have everything I need, so I even evade sales tax

"What a wonderful revenue there lies in thrift"

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Germany
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I'm 31 and Benny's 53. We met in SecondLife.

Cassi & Benny's Important Dates


4/19/07 - Met Online ***** 8/12/08 - K1 Visa Received (191 days between NOA1 & receipt)
11/9/08 - MARRIED *****
2/9/09 - EAD Received (78 days between NOA1 & receipt)

4/11/09 - Green Card Received (139 days between NOA1 & receipt)
5/21/11 - 10Y Green Card Received (127 days between NOA1 & receipt)

5/16/13 - Bought our house

9/26/13 Oath (114 days between NOA1 & ceremony)

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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I'm 31 and Benny's 53. We met in SecondLife.

My cousin Hedley was 22 when he married his wife age 42 and she had a 19 year old daughter.

It worked - but he died first 20 years later - cancer of the jaw

Goes to show you never can tell

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