Schwarzenegger-Shriver split partly due to Arnie's adultery

[_Simpson_ 250]

What we have her is the classic case of -The woman finding self worth in being the sole one to tame a beast.... or so she foolishly thinks.

Everything you need to know about Schwarzenegger and his character in these matters can be found in his book and movies about himself.

True. To bad it took her 25 years to realize she can't tame the beast.

[Danno 1,228]

Yeah, I mean I am joking around about it a bit but it is sad when such a long relationship ends... as it might.

The best you can hope to come from the pain and embarrassment is, others might learn a short-lived pleasure is never worth the pain and embarrassment and hurt is so often causes innocent people involved.

[Darnell 8,479]

Cool, Mr. T will have a new family to move in with, soonish !

[Saddle Bronc 124]

You missed that one Bronc. I was referring to Arnie. Do you have some obscure piece of Indian/Pakistani history that will help with this situation?

You may have been referrring to Arnie--but when you quoted Danno (who wasn't) you blew it, grotesquely!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

You missed that one Bronc. I was referring to Arnie. Do you have some obscure piece of Indian/Pakistani history that will help with this situation?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Cool, Mr. T will have a new family to move in with, soonish !

You mean Mr. S

Schwarzenegger: ‘I Am the Sperminator’

Former California Governor in Emotional Confession

LOS ANGELES – Amid rumors that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff ten years ago, former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger made an emotional confession at a hastily called press conference today.

“I am the Sperminator,” Mr. Schwarzenegger told the room of stunned reporters.

The former governor and film star said that he knew the child in question was his “after no one could understand a damn thing it was saying.”

He said that when he first learned he had fathered the child, he considered a variety of options to remedy the situation, including traveling back in time ten years and using a condom.

According to Mr. Schwarzenegger, today’s shocking revelation could end his political career, but he added, “On the plus side, I am now qualified to run the IMF.”

Shortly before the conclusion of his press conference, there was an awkward moment for the former Governor when his “Hard Out Here for a Pimp” ringtone went off.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Too bad he wasn't born in the US. He seems otherwise suitable as a President.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You may have been referrring to Arnie--but when you quoted Danno (who wasn't) you blew it, grotesquely!

Are you being strange?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I never expected Arnie to change parties and become a Dem.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I never expected Arnie to change parties and become a Dem.

Of course, because Republicans are people of such high morals that they would not be involved in these type affairs.

You need to keep up with those news, my friend.

[Ban Hammer 13,490]

arnie's next movie

[thongd4me 69]

Remember Hayley Mills who played herself and her sister in the Parent Trap?

I think Arnold's kid could (with the aid of CG magic)

play his long-lost triplet sons in a sure box-office hit!

[thongd4me 69]

Remember Hayley Mills who played herself and her sister in the Parent Trap?

I think Arnold's kid could (with the aid of CG magic)

play his long-lost triplet sons in a sure box-office hit!

Danny DeVito could direct and star as the uncle!

[Nagishkaw 510]

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Of course, because Republicans are people of such high morals that they would not be involved in these type affairs.

You need to keep up with those news, my friend.

If he hadn't changed parties, it would be a GAY affair. In an airport bathroom. You need to keep up, I have not much regard for Repubs either.