Pornography found in bin Laden hideout

[Zero Sum 305]

Why is a terrorist having pornography news?

All in the message about preaching 'Islamic' virtues. Just like us in the Christian world not having witnessed clergymen with porn and pedophilia on record...

[LaL 418]

All in the message about preaching 'Islamic' virtues. Just like us in the Christian world not having witnessed clergymen with porn and pedophilia on record...

I don't think anyone with half a brain would consider Bin Laden to be someone with sound islamic virtues.

[Zero Sum 305]

I don't think anyone with half a brain would consider Bin Laden to be someone with sound islamic virtues.

I know... there's that half-brain issue as well.

[SMOKE 1,426]

Apparently Google has stated that about 2.7 TERABYTES of total data were recovered from the compound. How much of that was smut I am sure would vary.

wow, thats a lot of data.... did they say how much hand lotion & kleenex were found?

[Zero Sum 305]

wow, thats a lot of data.... did they say how much hand lotion & kleenex were found?

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

wow, thats a lot of data.... did they say how much hand lotion & kleenex were found?

next us mission - run a blacklight through that room.

[_Simpson_ 250]

Why is a terrorist having pornography news?

[thongd4me 69]

Why is a terrorist having pornography news?

It's news to me because I had no idea there was a sexist double standard among terrorists.

It's harder and harder to tell the white turbans from the black turbans....

[ready4ONE 5,400]

wow, thats a lot of data.... did they say how much hand lotion & kleenex were found?

Perhaps Bin Laden had his 'gun' in hand when the SEAL team came knocking?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I want a full list of titles. Some proposed by my boyfriend:

From Kabul to Kandar-#######

Helmand Province Hotties

Moms I'd Like to Fatwah

BBW: More Cushion for the Pashtun

Debbie Does Dubai

Martyrs I'd Like to F^*%

1 Virgin Down, 69 To Go

[ready4ONE 5,400]

Mavin you are a minx!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Mavin you are a minx!

Why, thank you very much!

One does try.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Based on Huge Porn Stash Recovered, CIA Believes Bin Laden Acted Alone

Filth Disrupted Terror Plots, Spy Agency Says

WASHINGTON – After seizing an enormous cache of porn from his compound in Pakistan, the CIA said today that it now has a new theory about fallen al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

“It’s clear that Osama bin Laden acted alone,” said CIA director Leon Panetta. “And he spent most of his waking hours doing just that.”

Mr. Panetta siad there were still many unanswered questions about Mr. Bin Laden’s porn stash, “like how he kept it hidden with three wives in the house.”

As the CIA spent most of the week removing bin Laden’s porn stash, which weighed over nine metric tons, intelligence analysts said they would have to spend “many, many days” analyzing the trove to determine its true value.

Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, calls faded for the release of pictures of bin Laden, but there was increased pressure for the release of his extensive porn collection.

“I think we all have a right to have access to these materials,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY). “I’m just sorry that John Ensign isn’t around for this.”

As the revelations regarding bin Laden’s unquenchable porn appetite came to light, intelligence experts said that porn may have been America’s single most powerful weapon in disrupting terror plots.

“There’s no doubt about it,” CIA director Panetta said. “Porn has kept America safe.”

Experts said that this new assessment could result in a Congressional Medal of Honor for Jenna Jameson, who today was named Ambassador to Pakistan.

[The Dude 206]

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Why, thank you very much!

One does try.

They sound like titles that would exploit women. It is OK with you that your boyfriend thinks this way?

He probably told his wives it was the kid's porn.