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Post Rapture Party

Sunday, May 22 at 12:00am at The real party will be here on Earth, there'll be dancing in the streets!

Did you know that The Rapture has been scheduled for May 21, 2011? Oh yeah, I know you're thinking, "Why wasn't I informed?" Maybe, because you weren't invited. But turn that frown upside down. Here's an invitation to the party of all parties. Why? Because on the Day After Judgement Day we'll finally have the world to ourselves without those wackadoodle Fundies in our faces. Let's party!! Woohoo!! Sex, drugs and Rock & Roll man!! Who? Freethinkers, Hedonists, Humanists, Whoever, you know who you are. The Left Behinders Bring? It on! Don't bring: guilt, judgements, or your Holy Book

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ http://www.may-212011.com/

P.S.: to all of you who have messaged me privately to find out WHERE is this party, well,...its anywhere you deem it to be. BYO everything, including a venue. Sheesh! I'm sure glad I didn't post my address.

P.P.S. Any Christians sending hate mail to me privately will be reported to the Man upstairs. No NOT that one....

Mr. Zuckerberg

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The dates are very likely wrong, and the "at 6pm in each successive timezone" thing is virtually certainly wrong, but other than that it's a reasonably correct paraphrasing of what will happen and wha

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Due to my job, for the past year I have been on the road every Thursday evening at 8pm. I first heard this guy's radio show in the car on the radio at that time while scanning channels. He has a call in talk-show forum. Alot of the people call in and challenge him, which is interesting. Alot of people call in and talk to him like he is a prophet, which is also interesting...

As a Catholic, I don't believe in the rapture at all :no:...but this guy does seem nice enough. He's 90, so I cut him some slack for being crazy :yes:

Anyways, lately I've noticed that there are a lot of billboards going up on the highways spouting his warning of May 21st :wacko: ...kinda weird but he really is convinced that will be the day...

“Acquire the spirit of peace and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” Saint Seraphim of Sarov

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USCIS has it on hold for AP. :whistle:

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“Acquire the spirit of peace and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” Saint Seraphim of Sarov

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“The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?” Pablo Cassals

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Due to my job, for the past year I have been on the road every Thursday evening at 8pm. I first heard this guy's radio show in the car on the radio at that time while scanning channels. He has a call in talk-show forum. Alot of the people call in and challenge him, which is interesting. Alot of people call in and talk to him like he is a prophet, which is also interesting...

As a Catholic, I don't believe in the rapture at all :no:...but this guy does seem nice enough. He's 90, so I cut him some slack for being crazy :yes:

Anyways, lately I've noticed that there are a lot of billboards going up on the highways spouting his warning of May 21st :wacko: ...kinda weird but he really is convinced that will be the day...

And then there is the interesting theory of Quantum Mechanics and alternate universes, where any reality that can exist, does exist. Perhaps in some universe, indeed the Rapture will happen. In another universe, indeed there are eunuchs catching a ride on Hale-Bopp. Could it be the Universe is just one big nondeterministic finite state machine?

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According to Reverend Camping, as each part of the world reaches 6 p.m., there will be a tremendous earthquake, like you've never seen before, and the earth will open, and allow the dead to rise from their graves.

Okay, it's past 6pm here. No earthquake, no zombies. Is this officially BS now?

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Okay, it's past 6pm here. No earthquake, no zombies. Is this officially BS now?

Well, the timing could be wrong. . . at 7:17 pm there was 6.2 magnitude earthquake in New Zealand - didn't quite destroy everything though - and today a volcano started to erupt in Iceland along with some earthquakes . . .

Here is a link to the earthquake data - a fair number of quakes for yesterday and today: http://www.iris.edu/seismon/ . Still - nothing really out of the ordinary - so yeah, just another ordinary seismic day here on planet Earth. I think we can safely put this one to bed :P.

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:lol:

No zombies, though?

Well, it could be that it would take some time for the zombies to realize they were hungry , , , ,don't think we can rule them out for a few days yet :P . Fortunately, the CDC has an Emergency Preparedness Article that discusses what to do in case of a zombie infestation.

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“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

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:lol:

No zombies, though?

:( and here i am packing heat while on the internet. (we just had a tornado warning here)

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I celebrated the rapture by taking the family out to Applebee's.

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I celebrated the ''rapture'' chatting with my honey on skype :lol: She received her Visa before the ''rapture''--lol

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01-17-2015 = N-400 packet sent (to P.O. Box Dallas via USPS Priority Mail)
01-21-2015 = N-400 packet delivered
01/25/2015 = E confirmation / Text received

01/26/2015 = Check cashed .

02/02/2015 = NOA1 received (Priority Date 01/21/2015)
02/09/2015 = Biometrics Letter received .

02/18/2015 = Biometrics

02/20/2015 = In line for interview

04/10/2015 = Interview Letter received .

05/11/2015 =Interview .

05/11/2015 = Passed Interview
07/01/2015 = Oath letter received
07/24/2015 = Oath Cerememony

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