69 year old naked man covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and had horses lick him clean

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

When you're old, why not.

If I ever get around to writing a will I think I'll stipulate that I must be driven to the cemetary at speeds in excess of 80mph.

With high beams on!

Yes! Also the guy in the passenger seat should be whirling a sword out of the side window while playing "Ride of the Valkyries" though a in-car PA system.

gupt, i got a job for you. reference the above for the description of such.

what is such

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

The priest would have do a Tarzan yell at the end of his speech - and a large wicker man would be burned on the church grounds (that in itself might be prohibitive

[Ban Hammer 13,676]

When you're old, why not.

If I ever get around to writing a will I think I'll stipulate that I must be driven to the cemetary at speeds in excess of 80mph.

With high beams on!

Yes! Also the guy in the passenger seat should be whirling a sword out of the side window while playing "Ride of the Valkyries" though a in-car PA system.

gupt, i got a job for you. reference the above for the description of such.

what is such

can you whirl a sword while driving at high speed without being distracted by loud music, bugs in the face, and probably police cars chasing us?

[almaty 19]

hmm..sounds like he was living out a perfectly rational fantasy....

oh yeah, mr. jones and mr ed..you next appoint is on sept 12 at 4:00pm...and leave the oats at home this time