69 year old naked man covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and had horses lick him clean

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.

Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man naked and covered in oats.

Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.

He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.

Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.

http://www.ksby.com/home/headlines/3855917.html

[Veiled Princess 1]

[Jenn! 918]

Hmmmm., I think I feel like some oatmeal....

[heishe 2]

The horses probably loved it, not sure why it's animal cruelty.

[iceyspots 0]

The horses probably loved it, not sure why it's animal cruelty.

[pedroh 21]

The horses probably loved it, not sure why it's animal cruelty.

i agree,, i dunno why its animal cruelty, is not as he hit the horses in order for them to lick him or something

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

They probably felt they should charge him for something. We're governed by our emotions way too much these days.

[YuAndDan 153]

Now that is just plain whacked!!

[heishe 2]

I'd call it tresspassing and indecent exposure, I guess.

They probably felt they should charge him for something. We're governed by our emotions way too much these days.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

When you're old, why not.

If I ever get around to writing a will I think I'll stipulate that I must be driven to the cemetary at speeds in excess of 80mph.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

When you're old, why not.

If I ever get around to writing a will I think I'll stipulate that I must be driven to the cemetary at speeds in excess of 80mph.

With high beams on!

[Ban Hammer 13,676]

When you're old, why not.

If I ever get around to writing a will I think I'll stipulate that I must be driven to the cemetary at speeds in excess of 80mph.

puts away shovel, shops for fast car instead.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

When you're old, why not.

If I ever get around to writing a will I think I'll stipulate that I must be driven to the cemetary at speeds in excess of 80mph.

With high beams on!

Yes! Also the guy in the passenger seat should be whirling a sword out of the side window while playing "Ride of the Valkyries" though a in-car PA system.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

lol

[Ban Hammer 13,676]

When you're old, why not.

If I ever get around to writing a will I think I'll stipulate that I must be driven to the cemetary at speeds in excess of 80mph.

With high beams on!

Yes! Also the guy in the passenger seat should be whirling a sword out of the side window while playing "Ride of the Valkyries" though a in-car PA system.

gupt, i got a job for you. reference the above for the description of such.