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rika60607
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Utterly barbaric. I am sure most of the boys would rather willingly take a shower a day for the sake of hygiene. There are also better ways to protect oneself from STDs. ANY other protection method is

Ban Hammer
Ban Hammer

in other news, sales of playboy magazine dropped dramatically.

Obama 2012
Obama 2012

overreaction much?

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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And yet, I had absolutely no say on whether part of my appendage was removed before I even had a chance to play with it. I want it back. :angry:

This seems apropos.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   46,672

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Two guys are in the men's room in an airport, pissing into a trough urinal. The guy on the left glances rightward and says, "Hey, you're Jewish, right?" "Why, yes; I am," the other guy replies, somewhat surprised. They continue pissing.

"And you're from Chicago, right?" the first guy asks. "Why, yes; I am -- how did you know?" says the second guy. They continue pissing.

"And you were circumcized by Rabbi Schwartz, right?" the first guy asks. "Why, yes!" the other guy says. "We've never met before. How is it that you know all about me?"

"You know how Rabbi Schwartz cuts on the bias?" the first guy asks. "Yes," says the second guy.

"You're peeing on my leg."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Two guys are in the men's room in an airport, pissing into a trough urinal. The guy on the left glances rightward and says, "Hey, you're Jewish, right?" "Why, yes; I am," the other guy replies, somewhat surprised. They continue pissing.

"And you're from Chicago, right?" the first guy asks. "Why, yes; I am -- how did you know?" says the second guy. They continue pissing.

"And you were circumcized by Rabbi Schwartz, right?" the first guy asks. "Why, yes!" the other guy says. "We've never met before. How is it that you know all about me?"

"You know how Rabbi Schwartz cuts on the bias?" the first guy asks. "Yes," says the second guy.

"You're peeing on my leg."

Good thing there wasn't a release of Si, man!

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

thongd4me Experienced

thongd4me   69

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Good thing there wasn't a release of Si, man!

TB you've outdone yourself this time. I'm in awe.

You're the only VJ member who says the same thing repeatedly yet is superlatively creative. :devil:

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

thongd4me Experienced

thongd4me   69

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I think you are quite confused as to the definition of creative.

I am quite pleased with my level of confusion; are you with yours?

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

thongd4me Experienced

thongd4me   69

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I think you are quite confused as to the definition of creative.

To clear up your confusion, I wasn't refering to TBone's joke, but of

his repeated use of "Si, man" which is often repeated by his friends,

(in this case "IR5FORMUMSIE") imitation being the sincerest form of flattery.

You could have ignored the post; jealousy is also a form of flattery.

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

The Dude Proficient

The Dude   206

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To clear up your confusion, I wasn't refering to TBone's joke, but of

his repeated use of "Si, man" which is often repeated by his friends,

(in this case "IR5FORMUMSIE") imitation being the sincerest form of flattery.

You could have ignored the post; jealousy is also a form of flattery.

Sorry, you seem to mistake jealousy for disdain. I know what you were originally referencing, and I don't agree. Some people find banal caricatures distasteful.

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thongd4me Experienced

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Sorry, you seem to mistake jealousy for disdain. I know what you were originally referencing, and I don't agree. Some people find banal caricatures distasteful.

:pop:

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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To clear up your confusion, I wasn't refering to TBone's joke, but of

his repeated use of "Si, man" which is often repeated by his friends,

(in this case "IR5FORMUMSIE") imitation being the sincerest form of flattery.

You could have ignored the post; jealousy is also a form of flattery.

There are none so blind as those who will not Si, man!

:pop:

Her cups look like they are at least a Si, Man!

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   46,672

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Si what I have started, man? :)

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Si what I have started, man? :)

From Si to shining Si, man! good.gif

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

 

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