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Trump Undecided About What Stupid ###### to Say Next

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Mr. Big Dog   10,747

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Trump Undecided About What Stupid Sh!t to Say Next

Longest Period of Speechlessness on Record, Experts Say

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NEW YORK With the publics attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid sh!t to say next.

The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald, said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fcuked up.

Trumps two-day hiatus from spewing messed up sh!t is the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to break his silence with something truly craptastic.

To that end, he has closeted himself with a circle of advisors including the Rev. Pat Robertson, former NBA star Charles Barkley, and the former voice of the Aflac duck, Gilbert Gottfried.

Mr. Trump has drawn up a short list of verbal turds that have potential, including attacking President Obama for overdue library books during his grade school years, but so far he has failed to come up with a comment that is both objectionable and ill informed enough to meet his high standards.

People dont know how much work goes into saying the stupid sh!t Donald says, Mr. Klugian said. He just makes it look easy.

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Gary and Alla Grand Master

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Good news for you...Trump is in trouble

Bad news for you...Trump is in trouble.

He never was going to be the nominee anyway. You and I still do not know who that will be but it is none of the current crop getting free publicity.

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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I'm wondering what Obama will do next. Ever since the Don stepped onto the scene, Obama's been doing all types of good sh!t.

For the good of the country, I certainly hope DT says some more stupid sh!t soon!

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slim Grand Master

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:lol: This is the best analysis of the week's events ever :lol:

I really should have a newscast.

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Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

 

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