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eau_xplain   2

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A friend sent this to me the other day .......

HORMONE HOSTAGE

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

DANGEROUS -- What's for dinner?

SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing that?

SAFER -- Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST -- WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- What are you so worked up about?

SAFER -- Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST -- Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- Should you be eating that?

SAFER -- You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST -- Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- What did you do all day?

SAFER -- I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST -- I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some more chocolate.

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

I'm in When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

Here, have some chocolate.

08/17/08: Mailed N400 to TSC

08/19/08: USPS attempted delivery

08/20/08: TSC received N400

08/21/08: TSC cashed check

09/02/08: Received NOA...........Priority date: 08/20/08

..............................................Notice date : 08/22/08

09/02/08: Received Biometrics Notification

09/18/08: Biometrics completed - Charlotte DO

10/24/08: Received Interview Letter

12/08/08: Interview @ 1:00pm. APPROVED!

01/05/09: Oath Ceremony 10:00AM. Now officially a USC!!!

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01/17/09: Applied for US Passport and passport card

01/28/09: Received US Passport

01/29/09: Received US passport card

01/29/09: Received naturalization certificate back from passport office

raymaga Mentor

raymaga   25

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MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I ever relate?????? And my husband would be in complete agreement!!!!!

Who would have thought that a few little hormones could result in such a "transformation" in a person? I think women should have some place to retreat to when the hormones are raging every month. And I think our husbands would agree!!!

:yes:

"THE SHORT STORY"

KURT & RAYMA (K-1 Visa)

Oct. 9/03... I-129F sent to NSC

June 10/04... K-1 Interview - APPROVED!!!!

July 31/04... Entered U.S.

Aug. 28/04... WEDDING DAY!!!!

Aug. 30/04... I-485, I-765 & I-131 sent to Seattle

Dec. 10/04... AOS Interview - APPROVED!!!!! (Passport stamped)

Sept. 9/06... I-751 sent to NSC

May 15/07... 10-Yr. PR Card arrives in the mail

Sept. 13/07... N-400 sent to NSC

Aug. 21/08... Interview - PASSED!!!!

Sept. 2/08... Oath Ceremony

Sept. 5/08... Sent in Voter Registration Card

Sept. 9/08... SSA office to change status to "U.S. citizen"

Oct. 8/08... Applied in person for U.S. Passport

Oct. 22/08... U.S. Passport received

DONE!!! DONE!!! DONE!!! DONE!!!

KAELY (K-2 Visa)

Apr. 6/05... DS-230, Part I faxed to Vancouver Consulate

May 26/05... K-2 Interview - APPROVED!!!!

Sept. 5/05... Entered U.S.

Sept. 7/05... I-485 & I-131 sent to CLB

Feb. 22/06... AOS Interview - APPROVED!!!!! (Passport NOT stamped)

Dec. 4/07... I-751 sent to NSC

May 23/08... 10-Yr. PR Card arrives in the mail

Mar. 22/11.... N-400 sent to AZ

June 27/11..... Interview - PASSED!!!

July 12/11..... Oath Ceremony

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r Grand Master

w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I ever relate?????? And my husband would be in complete agreement!!!!!

Who would have thought that a few little hormones could result in such a "transformation" in a person? I think women should have some place to retreat to when the hormones are raging every month. And I think our husbands would agree!!!

:yes:

As long as the 'retreat' isn't too comfortable or women would never leave!

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

irishgirl73 Proficient

irishgirl73   0

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MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I ever relate?????? And my husband would be in complete agreement!!!!!

Who would have thought that a few little hormones could result in such a "transformation" in a person? I think women should have some place to retreat to when the hormones are raging every month. And I think our husbands would agree!!!

:yes:

As long as the 'retreat' isn't too comfortable or women would never leave!

very true :yes: we would never leave ;)

Edited by irishgirl73

Ni neart go cur le cheile

"Togetherness is Strength"

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:lol: i lose a few clients too..marital counseling is always busy doing this time...i take the woman's side..don't want my azz kicked in the parking lot afterwards by her...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:lol: , this is funny but it seems awfully familar for some reason :whistle:

marilyn, you got something to bust up??? :lol:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Peter Miami Experienced

Peter Miami   0

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Very true. :lol:

Johanna & Peter

Colombia / U.S.A.

I-129F / K-1 Fiancee Visa

08-20-02 - Met Johanna in Armenia, Colombia

10-05-05 - K-1 Sent to TSC

10-14-05 - Received NOA1 by E-Mail (Day 9)

12-22-05 - Reveived NOA2 By E-Mail & Mail (Day 78)

03-03-06 - Interview Date! (Day 149) Approved

03-10-06 - Johanna Arrived

05-27-06 - Married

I-485 / AOS (Did not applied for EAD or AP)

06-05-06 - Sent I-485 application to Chicago via USPS (Day 1)

06-06-06 - AOS Package Delivered at 12:29PM

06-12-06 - Received NOA1 by Mail

06-14-06 - Check Cashed

06-22-06 - Received Appointment Notice for Biometrics

06-26-06 - "Request for Additional Evidence" Online, waiting for letter

06-29-06 - Biometrics Done!

06-30-06 - Received RFE Letter by mail. (Missing Birth Certificate)

07-10-06 - Sent RFE by Express Mail USPS

07-11-06 - RFE Delivered @ 10:54AM Sign by D. Atwell

08-28-06 - AOS Transferred to CSC E-mail & USCIS Website (Day 85)

08-30-06 - Touched #1

08-31-06 - Touched #2

08-31-06 - E-Mail from CRIS & USCIS-CSSO - CSC received AOS Application

09-01-06 - Touched #3

09-01-06 - NOA by Mail Regarding Transfer to CSC

09-05-06 - Touched #4

09-07-06 - Touched #5

09-13-06 - Touched #6

09-15-06 - AOS Approved by Online Status & E-mail

09-21-06 - Received GC and Welcome Letter (Day 109)

 

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