2012: The Choice Is Clear

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

In these times of trouble and strife, when our nation is riven by discord, when right and left feel that there may no middle left in this fair nation, we need a leader who can unite. A leader who can cut through the red tape of Washington, who isn't afraid to speak difficult truths to all sides, who will guide us with his gracious sagacity and make our enemies tremble at the sound of his name. No more will this seemingly unstoppable decline of our great nation be allowed to continue, because one man -- one man -- has stepped forward to shepherd us in our darkest hour.

That man is AJ. And he has said he will eat a burger for America. So join me and my fellow Americans in supporting his campaign by doing what we as Americans do best: eating burgers and shopping. A full compliment of AJ For President 2012 items are available for you to show you too are ready to stand behind a proud sorta-Hindu who'll eat a burger for YOU. Show your support by visiting his campaign shop of loveliness and propaganda: http://www.cafepress.com/AJforPresident2012

Thank you, and God (or Vishnu) Bless America.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

So we can't rely on your support, Bill? I think you'd look darling in one of those baseball tees.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

So we can't rely on your support, Bill? I think you'd look darling in one of those baseball tees.

It's a great idea, but I hope they kept Taft's bathtub so that Arijit will have a place to bathe.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's a great idea, but I hope they kept Taft's bathtub so that Arijit will have a place to bathe.

There is such a thing as Taft slash fan fiction. Srsly, you do NOT want to read it.

[mawilson 2,133]

You sneaky #######. Edited the original post and deleted mine.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You sneaky #######. Edited the original post and deleted mine.

Sorry. I made a mistake on the original and needed it removed for privacy reasons. Please feel free to opine at length.

Oh yeah, I am a sneaky #######, but that's neither here nor there.

[mawilson 2,133]

Sorry. I made a mistake on the original and needed it removed for privacy reasons. Please feel free to opine at length.

Oh yeah, I am a sneaky #######, but that's neither here nor there.

That's ok - I wasn't sure who slashdot was until you clarified.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

he'll get my vote if he can do something about the skyrocketing price of curry!

That's ok - I wasn't sure who slashdot was until you clarified.

slashdot is the new guitar player for GnR

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Everyone needs one of these:

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

First thing AJ will do as President is sign the non-proliferation of threads about a possible government shutdown treaty.

Vote AJ!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

AJ's forums ban is up tomorrow isn't it ?

[peejay 327]

It's got my vote....clearly.

[xelance 31]

who is AJ?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

who is AJ?

He's a pro war republican running for president. He was recently endorsed by Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck.