Whistle-blowing witch grounded by TSA

[Captain Oates 911]

I always thought he might be a Linux user.

He could out witch any witch which is what made him so popular to magic fans

The reason he is always portrayed with very wide cuffs in his coat ? It's obvious he had a dozen white doves up there in case anyone thought his magic shows weren't very good. Wine into water is impressive but would get him arrested in Washington State - we have State liquor stores here so the hinjuns don't get their hands on fire water.

He had limitations though - notice he hasn't popped down and put out the Japanese reactors - but that will be to punish the Japanese for not being anti-** enough

Look at those cuffs - definitely a magico

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[Amby 490]

all of this because I wanted a butler?

[Captain Oates 911]

all of this because I wanted a butler?

Having Butlers is called sexual harrassment nowadays

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

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I wish I had a glowing heart on my chest. It would be useful at night.

[Amby 490]

I found a butler resource

http://www.butlerforyou.com/

[Captain Oates 911]

I wish I had a glowing heart on my chest. It would be useful at night.

Wow spooky ! - I had a similar desire with a different part - it would save trying to find the bathroom light

imagine the fight in star wars and you get the idea

Edited March 31, 2011 by Alan the Red

[Ban Hammer 13,486]

Wow spooky ! - I had a similar desire with a different part - it would save trying to find the bathroom light

imagine the fight in star wars and you get the idea

[Captain Oates 911]

That's the one Charles !

Now imagine it at 2am when they are both drowsy and staggering around in the dark and afraid of getting a static shock from the light switch even if they could find it

My secret project is to infuse humans with luminescent chlorophyll so they could do photo synthesis

This would enable them to ingest carbon dioxide like trees do - this would feed the world, reduce carbon dioxide and allow them to find their way to the bathroom without lights

Of course the farmers would be dead set against it and make it illegal - a bit like Canadian drugs

Green colored people would be seen as intelligent and progressive and all other skin colors would be seen as 'lesser'

- so increased race riots would be a down side but worth it

Edited March 31, 2011 by Alan the Red

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[Captain Oates 911]

Well at least she won't be stolen by other men