THE APPALACHIAN-AMERICAN (formerly known as HILLBILLY) VASECTOMY

[Ameristralian 0]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they

could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his

cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly

alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks

are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up

to your ear and count to 10"

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the

shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear

is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held

the can up t! o his ear and began to count...

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,

Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC

[arwensun1965 0]

[tsunamihart 0]

Too funny!

[Jasman0717 9]

[Dixie_Peach 1]

omg!!! hahahahaha

[Peter Miami 0]

[almaty 19]

reminds me of my home town...

[mike&jie 0]

[slim 1,525]

I've actually seen this procedure performed in Kentucky. Ugly, but effective.