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Toilet Paper Tax Leaving Some Folks Constipated

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,352

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leaves?:D

i'll have to amend that saying about a bear in the woods then.

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Gary and Alla   3,694

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:lol:

I knew that would come up, was just a question of when.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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:dance: I WIN!!!! what do I get? NM.

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a lifetime supply of special toilet paper!

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Gary and Alla Grand Master

Gary and Alla   3,694

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You win a roll of the most awesome TP ever. So you won't have to use sticks.

FREE Toilet paper! I just have to pay the tax.

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a lifetime supply of special toilet paper!

Gives new meaning to the term "Who cut the cheese?"

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Gary and Alla   3,694

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i'll have to amend that saying about a bear in the woods then.

So a bear is taking a dump inthe woods (they do that) and looks over and sees a rabbit. "Hey, rabbit!" says the bear "Do you ever have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?"

"No, not at all" says the rabbit.

So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his @ss with it.

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Gary And Alla

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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And shipping.

Charles, that gives me the squirms.

it's guaranteed to solve any hemorrhoid problems :hehe:

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The irreverent author Rabelais had a quote that I still remember, perhaps verbatim, from a gripping passage about what is best to wipe one's self with: "Then, while doing my business behind a bush, I found a march-cat, and wiped myself with him, but he with his claws excoriated my entire perineum, si man."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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The irreverent author Rabelais had a quote that I still remember, perhaps verbatim, from a gripping passage about what is best to wipe one's self with: "Then, while doing my business behind a bush, I found a march-cat, and wiped myself with him, but he with his claws excoriated my entire perineum, si man."

:lol:

More chili!

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Gary And Alla

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