Will this reason be ok to request expedited K-1 processing?

[KarenCee 3]

OK now I know that Majzee is a troll but a good one! Seems to liven up the party!

Nothing wrong with that!

Yes, and it's not advisable to feed the trolls but gosh darn it, it's so much fun!

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

idiotic....some trolls are just beyond decency ...

[Dr_LHA 3]

Funniest thing I've read all week. Keep it up.

[KarenCee 3]

Funniest thing I've read all week. Keep it up.

I dunno...I'm wavering between this one and the troll that's posting in OT....type2negative. Best entertaining Sunday I've had in a while.

[Aymerlu 3]

Is the babies daddy (from the other thread) missing the leg?

Edited September 3, 2006 by Aymerlu

[pedroh 21]

omg funniest excuse i've read in a long time!

[fish_oinc 0]

Paw prints are acceptble if the dog can't sign clearly, but you will need 2 witnesses to the signature. Just make sure it's the new IMBRA-complaint K-9 form or you will get an RFE.

*BING* I just got a mental image of Ron White saying "BUT I AIN'T GOT NO THUMBS!"

Those of you who enjoy the Blue collar Comedy Team will know where I'm coming from....lol.

[Nagishkaw 510]

I think Majizee's SO is JaneDoe.

[babybunny 2]

K-1 beneficiary's brother just had an amputation and when being wheeled between rooms in hospital saw dogs in the hospital's backyard fighting over his amputated leg, each pulling on different sides. (No wonder there are always so many dogs behind a hospital's theatre).

This was then told to K1 the beneficiary and now the beneficiary is being treated for stress and depression because cant believe that dogs are fighting over brother's leg.

Will USCIS accept this reason and approve the I-129 faster?

Well, it is possible. You will need to submit at least 3 photos of the dogs fighting over the leg. Also, you will need to submit the USCIS K-9 form in quadriplicate and this must be signed by the dogs (copies are not allowed).

omg funniest excuse i've read in a long time!

oh dayum I got fooled by a troll...

[Cristy 4]

Rather than plot for an expedited petition ,just ask them nicely. Explain how you are more deserving than everyone else waiting. I am sure they will help you out.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

How did he know it was his leg? Tattoos?

[jezebelseven 0]

Nothing wrong with that!

There is when he's actually responding to threads asking legit questions in K1 with completely bogus information, on purpose. I don't know why these trolls (perhaps that should be singular) aren't banned outright by Ewok, in all honesty, with that behavior. If people want to act silly in off topic, that's all well and good, but spreading misinformation in the K1 (and any others I've missed) forum is just detrimental to this site.

[CanuckmeetsYank 0]

K-1 beneficiary's brother just had an amputation and when being wheeled between rooms in hospital saw dogs in the hospital's backyard fighting over his amputated leg, each pulling on different sides. (No wonder there are always so many dogs behind a hospital's theatre).

This was then told to K1 the beneficiary and now the beneficiary is being treated for stress and depression because cant believe that dogs are fighting over brother's leg.

Will USCIS accept this reason and approve the I-129 faster?

Crack Head......

[jolanda 0]

how do you come up with all these great topics, much more entertaining than anything on tv

Edited September 4, 2006 by jolanda

[Cassie 8]

How did he know it was his leg? Tattoos?

that's my question as well!

unbelievable.