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So my fiancee is just finding out about the US automated phone system. Her favorite quote now is "We apologize for the delay..." Lol, I call on speaker phone while she is on Skype and she hears our automated phone trees lol :)

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What til she hears "Please listen to all the options as our menu has changed..." for the zillionth time. :D

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Or my personal favorite, "para instruciones en espanol, marque dos."

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Or my personal favorite, "para instruciones en espanol, marque dos."

ROFL!!! That is the one I say all the time when the automated tree comes on!!! Para Espanol marque dos :)

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So my fiancee is just finding out about the US automated phone system. Her favorite quote now is "We apologize for the delay..." Lol, I call on speaker phone while she is on Skype and she hears our automated phone trees lol :)

My favorite? "Your call is very important to us, please wait"

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I just had one that said, "Please press 2 for English" and then it proceeded to speak in Spanish.

#######, which country are we in? :wow:

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I just had one that said, "Please press 2 for English" and then it proceeded to speak in Spanish.

#######, which country are we in? :wow:

Damn straight. The default language should be Cherokee! :P

“Insist on yourself; never imitate. Your own gift you can present every moment with the cumulative force of a whole life’s cultivation; but of the adopted talent of another, you have only an extemporaneous half-possession. That which each can do best, none but his Maker can teach him.” — Emerson

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Pretty soon it'll be binary.

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Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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