Calling the NVC daily, for the music

[Ugly_American 11]

The NVC call center’s background music is so familiar now. I call and wait on the line daily, and have done so for the past 10 days. The musical selection is a single, repeating, 42-second loop of synthesized feel good, elevator music. It’s like the music they would pipe into the death chamber as you’re about to be processed into Soylent Green. (Dating myself there. My fiancée will never understand all my references…)

While waiting I was also able to carefully transcribe the calming voice messages. There is a 9-second delay between each of these sequentially repeating messages:

1). “We appreciate your patience while waiting and assure you that assistance is just a moment away. your call is very important to us, and we look forward to speaking with you!”

2). “We know your time is valuable. Thank you for holding. Assistance is just moment away.”

3). “Thank you for calling! Our staff is working hard to take your call now. When we return to the line please let us know how we may serve you.”

4). “All our operators are busy. We apologize for the delay. Please hold and we will answer your call as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.”

5). “Because of the personal attention given to every caller you may experience a brief delay. Please remain on the line. a representative will assist you momentarily.”

[extremerecluse 32]

The NVC call center’s background music is so familiar now. I call and wait on the line daily, and have done so for the past 10 days. The musical selection is a single, repeating, 42-second loop of synthesized feel good, elevator music. It’s like the music they would pipe into the death chamber as you’re about to be processed into Soylent Green. (Dating myself there. My fiancée will never understand all my references…)

While waiting I was also able to carefully transcribe the calming voice messages. There is a 9-second delay between each of these sequentially repeating messages:

1). “We appreciate your patience while waiting and assure you that assistance is just a moment away. your call is very important to us, and we look forward to speaking with you!”

2). “We know your time is valuable. Thank you for holding. Assistance is just moment away.”

3). “Thank you for calling! Our staff is working hard to take your call now. When we return to the line please let us know how we may serve you.”

4). “All our operators are busy. We apologize for the delay. Please hold and we will answer your call as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.”

5). “Because of the personal attention given to every caller you may experience a brief delay. Please remain on the line. a representative will assist you momentarily.”

Reminds me of that commercial where they break out of the luxury prison and then get hypnotized by KENNY G music.

[EAbbas 213]

OMGGGGGG LOL I needed that laugh today...thanks guys!

[dsamyra3 3]

feels like we are in a time warp.

[EAbbas 213]

LOL yeah like that movie groundhog day.... lol but I still gotta love the fact that he is dead on with the messages while waiting for NVC rep lol....

[Frankjavir 57]

The NVC call center’s background music is so familiar now. I call and wait on the line daily, and have done so for the past 10 days. The musical selection is a single, repeating, 42-second loop of synthesized feel good, elevator music. It’s like the music they would pipe into the death chamber as you’re about to be processed into Soylent Green. (Dating myself there. My fiancée will never understand all my references…)

While waiting I was also able to carefully transcribe the calming voice messages. There is a 9-second delay between each of these sequentially repeating messages:

1). “We appreciate your patience while waiting and assure you that assistance is just a moment away. your call is very important to us, and we look forward to speaking with you!”

2). “We know your time is valuable. Thank you for holding. Assistance is just moment away.”

3). “Thank you for calling! Our staff is working hard to take your call now. When we return to the line please let us know how we may serve you.”

4). “All our operators are busy. We apologize for the delay. Please hold and we will answer your call as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.”

5). “Because of the personal attention given to every caller you may experience a brief delay. Please remain on the line. a representative will assist you momentarily.”

What's the name of the theme music I can not longer stand?

[americah 0]

I NEED THE MUSIC PLEASE