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"Jesus Knows You're Here"

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're

here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and

continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so

he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he

heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking

for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a

parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is

watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a

Rottweiler Jesus.' :whistle:

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Jamaica
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"Jesus Knows You're Here"

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're

here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and

continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so

he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he

heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking

for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a

parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is

watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a

Rottweiler Jesus.' :whistle:

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one!!!

IR-1/CR-1 Visa

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

Consulate : Jamaica

Marriage (if applicable): 2009-03-17

I-130 Sent : 2009-12-21

I-130 NOA1 :

I-130 RFE : 2010,11,06

I-130 RFE Sent : 2010,12,15

I-130 Approved : 2010-03-09

Interview Date : 2011-02-17 Submit Review

life is not about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away!♥♥♥

if god is for you who can be against you.

blue slipped!!

-- Second Interview Date (IR-1/CR-1 Visa):

28/3/2011...APPROVED!!!!APPROVED, APPROVED!!!!!

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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Praise the L-rd and pass the ammunition.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Praise the L-rd and pass the ammunition Ken-L-Ration.

Fixxored!

LoL...

PS: There is a forum somewhere around here called Politics & Religion

QFT

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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