Teacher rattles table in class, student calls 911

[LaL 418]

When I was in elementary school our music teacher used to pick up a folding chair and threaten to throw it if we didn't play the way he wanted us to in concert practice.

[JohnSmith2007 353]

When I was in elementary school our music teacher used to pick up a folding chair and threaten to throw it if we didn't play the way he wanted us to in concert practice.

I had an electronics teacher that had an interesting way of keeping us from falling asleep in class. We sat on high metal stools at work benches. If he saw someone with their head down he would throw one of those long erasers at us. He had a dead aim, we always had chalk dust in our hair afterwards.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I had an electronics teacher that had an interesting way of keeping us from falling asleep in class. We sat on high metal stools at work benches. If he saw someone with their head down he would throw one of those long erasers at us. He had a dead aim, we always had chalk dust in our hair afterwards.

Ah man, I was expecting 12 volts at least!

[Amby 490]

hmmmm I had an art teacher who threw scissors at someone and she was on leave for a few weeks. she had many times where she apparently blew up on kids. I only ever saw the scissor throw.

[Ban Hammer 13,484]

Ah man, I was expecting 12 volts at least!

ditto

[Zero Sum 305]

A little electroshock to wake up the kids? Sounds fun.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

My economics teacher had mastered the technique of reaching into a students ribcage, ripping out their heart and eating it right in front of them. I never saw him actually do it, but I wasn't about to try and find out.

[peejay 327]

BTW...did anyone notice that this incident happened in California...

The Granola state...chocked full of fruits, nuts, and flakes.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

The Granola state...chocked full of fruits, nuts, and flakes.

Better than steers and queers?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Oneof my projects a couple years ago was to build a new high school in a community here. We installed an experimental system that killed cell phone signals in the school, Worked perfectly. You walked 10 ft outside and your phone worked fine. Inside...dead as a doornail. I wish they would install them in banks, theatres, etc.

[peejay 327]

Better than steers and queers?

What about the Azzhole from El Paso?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

He is the Texas cigar smoking version of that "Rent is too damn high!" guy. I like him.