Vermonters most physically active; Tennesseans the least

[Ban Hammer 13,484]

How do you keep little Gary from shriveling up and turning blue?

if you had a rub wife, you'd know the answer.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I thought Marc was permanently banned for sending pics of his wrinkle little Marc to all the ladies?

Beats hec outta a second belly button.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Beats hec outta a second belly button.

That's what she said.

if you had a rub wife, you'd know the answer.

Did you just dis Jinky?

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Did you just dis Jinky?

Relax, Steven. It was another dumb RUB joke. Sometimes they misfire.

[Ban Hammer 13,484]

Relax, Steven. It was another dumb RUB joke. Sometimes they misfire.

misfires aren't funny in the rub forum.

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misfires aren't funny in the rub forum.

yeah, misfired jokes aren't funny either. and when one insists on being the class clown, it is inevitable that sometimes.. they will fall flat

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Relax, Steven. It was another dumb RUB joke. Sometimes they misfire.

I'm waiting for Charles to be a man and own up to his words. No amount of guns would stop me from pulverizing him into chopped liver for attacking my wife.

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I'm waiting for Charles to be a man and own up to his words. No amount of guns would stop me from pulverizing him into chopped liver for attacking my wife.

And how do you plan to turn his entire corpse into chopped liver? Unless you know how to undifferentiate and redifferentiate his cellular matter.

[Amby 490]

I'm waiting for Charles to be a man and own up to his words. No amount of guns would stop me from pulverizing him into chopped liver for attacking my wife.

I don't think it was a jinky dis. I really think he was saying something about the high heels, nudity, mini skirts, and pork chops.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

And how do you plan to turn his entire corpse into chopped liver? Unless you know how to undifferentiate and redifferentiate his cellular matter.

Metaphorically, dude. You need to smoke more weed.

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Metaphorically, dude. You need to smoke more weed.

[Amby 490]

And how do you plan to turn his entire corpse into chopped liver? Unless you know how to undifferentiate and redifferentiate his cellular matter.

highly concentrated HCl will dissolve the bones and you could put the rest in a buffalo chopper

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highly concentrated HCl will dissolve the bones and you could put the rest in a buffalo chopper

waiter, more weed!

[Ban Hammer 13,484]

I'm waiting for Charles to be a man and own up to his words. No amount of guns would stop me from pulverizing him into chopped liver for attacking my wife.

no one is attacking your wife.

yeah, misfired jokes aren't funny either. and when one insists on being the class clown, it is inevitable that sometimes.. they will fall flat

things falling flat aren't funny in the rub forum either.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I don't think it was a jinky dis. I really think he was saying something about the high heels, nudity, mini skirts, and pork chops.

I know what he said. He said if I knew how to rub her the right way, I would know what it's like to walk around in the nude on a cold winter's night.