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Sheriff Uling   3

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john_and_marlene   162

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AOS approved but waiting for name checks = AOS still pending

touched = No change in my status, but I still check every hour

it's not fair = I am just now realizing that life is not fair

You are an idiot = I don't like you

we basically agree = I'm tired of arguing and have conceded

you don't need a lawyer = I didn't use a lawyer and I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

go for it = I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

any phrase beginning with "You should..." = I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

:lol:

john, do i detect a little sarcasm?!!! ;):lol::thumbs:

Absolutely no sarcasm. After thoroughly contemplating each of these statements, I honestly believe these translations a completely accurate.

Tsk Tsk...

John you forgot to add...

"I think we are on the same page now" = you've confused me into submission.

*winks*

How I wish I had thought of that one. It fits well with the rest.

05/16/2005 I-129F Sent

05/28/2005 I-129F NOA1

06/21/2005 I-129F NOA2

07/18/2005 Consulate Received package from NVC

11/09/2005 Medical

11/16/2005 Interview APPROVED

12/05/2005 Visa received

12/07/2005 POE Minneapolis

12/17/2005 Wedding

12/20/2005 Applied for SSN

01/14/2005 SSN received in the mail

02/03/2006 AOS sent (Did not apply for EAD or AP)

02/09/2006 NOA

02/16/2006 Case status Online

05/01/2006 Biometrics Appt.

07/12/2006 AOS Interview APPROVED

07/24/2006 GC arrived

05/02/2007 Driver's License - Passed Road Test!

05/27/2008 Lifting of Conditions sent (TSC > VSC)

06/03/2008 Check Cleared

07/08/2008 INFOPASS (I-551 stamp)

07/08/2008 Driver's License renewed

04/20/2009 Lifting of Conditions approved

04/28/2009 Card received in the mail

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*Robert*   2

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:D:yes::thumbs:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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AOS approved but waiting for name checks = AOS still pending

touched = No change in my status, but I still check every hour

it's not fair = I am just now realizing that life is not fair

You are an idiot = I don't like you

we basically agree = I'm tired of arguing and have conceded

you don't need a lawyer = I didn't use a lawyer and I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

go for it = I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

any phrase beginning with "You should..." = I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

I have to go do some laundry = Your avatar has made me horny

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*Robert*   2

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AOS approved but waiting for name checks = AOS still pending

touched = No change in my status, but I still check every hour

it's not fair = I am just now realizing that life is not fair

You are an idiot = I don't like you

we basically agree = I'm tired of arguing and have conceded

you don't need a lawyer = I didn't use a lawyer and I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

go for it = I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

any phrase beginning with "You should..." = I'm willing to risk your future with my advice

I have to go do some laundry = Your avatar has made me horny

LMAO

Now THAT is a good one!!! :D:lol::thumbs:

Some of Welshcookie's avatars come to mind!!! ;)

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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meauxna   15

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I have to go do some laundry = Your avatar has made me horny

ooh, I always want to tell you that one, llamabutt. :)

Now That You Are A Permanent Resident

How Do I Remove The Conditions On Permanent Residence Based On Marriage?

Welcome to the United States: A Guide For New Immigrants

Yes, even this last one.. stuff in there that not even your USC knows.....

Here are more links that I love:

Arriving in America, The POE Drill

Dual Citizenship FAQ

Other Fora I Post To:

alt.visa.us.marriage-based http://britishexpats.com/ and www.***removed***.com

censored link = *family based immigration* website

Inertia. Is that the Greek god of 'can't be bothered'?

Met, married, immigrated, naturalized.

I-130 filed Aug02

USC Jul06

No Deje Piedras Sobre El Pavimento!

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