Jackson Lee blasts 'demeaning' Pepsi Super Bowl ad

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I was searching google images for "topless cooking" earlier. Good times.

From the collection:

[Dan and Judy 614]

Oh, and I have to share this because it came up in the search:

#######?

I was wondering what she might do with that trowel, I googled troweling. the Urban dictionary is near the top. I'm sorry I looked

[Dan and Judy 614]

From the collection:

a couple of guys makin bacon

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

a couple of guys makin bacon

... TOPLESS!!!

HAWT

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Nude food preparation? Sounds like a health inspectors worst nightmare. Not to mention being unsafe.

Gordon Ramsay burned his knackers on the stove, you can too.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Gordon Ramsay burned his knackers on the stove, you can too.

Literally HAWT

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

A dig at Nancy Pelosi and a dig at women by comparing them to household pets, all in one sentence?

That's good baitin'.

Indeed it only I can get a dig in at balding, older men who think that the contents of their bank accounts is a viable substitute for a nice personality

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Indeed it only I can get a dig in at balding, older men who think that the contents of their bank accounts is a viable substitute for a nice personality

Bah, who needs a nice personality anyway? Like most women, I only care about the Benjamins.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Bah, who needs a nice personality anyway? Like most women, I only care about the Benjamins.

Only hawt women in mini skirts and high heels get the Benjamins my dear.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

That would tally with the Frank Miller school of thought that women only come in two varieties: nuns and whores

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

That would tally with the Frank Miller school of thought that women only come in two varieties: nuns and whores

Combine the two you you got something.

What was that old saying... something like;... "I want my wife to be a nun in public, and a ####### in the sack".

Not sure if that was how it went...but it was something similar to that.

Edited February 16, 2011 by Why_Me

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Only hawt women in mini skirts and high heels get the Benjamins my dear.

What exactly do you think I am?

And by the way, Why_Me, your wife is truly beautiful.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

What exactly do you think I am?

And by the way, Why_Me, your wife is truly beautiful.

I bet your easy on the eyes. btw thank you for the compliment...even if I made that siggy trying to bait a few people on here. Your taking the wind out of my sails.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I bet your easy on the eyes. btw thank you for the compliment...even if I made that siggy trying to bait a few people on here. Your taking the wind out of my sails.

I'm tricky like that.

And thanks for your compliment. I feel a lovefest about to break out -- where's Steven to start the four-part harmonies on Kumbaya and pass round our sandals and hippie beads?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Only hawt women in mini skirts and high heels get the Benjamins my dear.

They get "topless" sports cars too.