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[elmcitymaven 9,712]

When you make enough money working part time, work mostly from home and make your own hours, it is easy. You should try it. Mystery solved.

My wife is also a student (almost done with her thrid Master's degree) so she is often up late studying and I can't sleep without her. Now you can stop using your life to figure out what I do up late at night. But I am sure there are others you will be worried about.

Another mystery I have dwelt upon is why in the world anyone would have three MAs. Most people just move on to the PhD, though I understand James Franco is currently working on his second.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I have scars on my skins from grease burns and I am professionally trained. I do not recommend cooking in a short skirt. Especially if any type of frying is being done.

And what idiot eats nasty food? If someone made me nasty food I would tell them and I'd expect someone to tell me if my food was nasty too. You people are insane!

Alla is a great cook! No nasty food. She doesn't wear mini skirts, DOES wear heels but will often cook naked except for an apron.

she will also wear heels in the house at my request. They look great with nothing else ut an apron. The ban on shoes in the house applies to shoes which come in on your feet from outside. If they are clean, you can wear them in the house.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

It's called cooking bland ####### that doesn't splatter.

You trying to show your intelligence on here again ? Don't ..it doesn't work for you.

Anyone that has a clue to RUB women know that they fry most all of their food...mainly pork.

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she will also wear heels in the house at my request.

You trying to show your intelligence on here again ? Don't ..it doesn't work for you.

Anyone that has a clue to RUB women know that they fry most all of their food...mainly pork.

Then they use a splatter proof screen. Or you're lying. Or they have burnt coochies. There are only so many options.

[B_J 2,752]

Alla is a great cook! No nasty food. She doesn't wear mini skirts, DOES wear heels but will often cook naked except for an apron.

she will also wear heels in the house at my request. They look great with nothing else ut an apron. The ban on shoes in the house applies to shoes which come in on your feet from outside. If they are clean, you can wear them in the house.

Seriously.. I don't want to hear about your wife being naked. Do you have absolutely no respect for her? What the two of you do in your home is your own private freakin' business. Throwing that stuff out here for everybody to read is kind of pathetic.

If this discussion was a fight, it would already be stopped. The ladies have just totally dominated. TKO on page 30.

[Amby 490]

the question is...do you want this stuff or pork chops

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If this discussion was a fight, it would already be stopped. The ladies have just totally dominated. TKO on page 30.

But on a per capita basis Gary wins!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Alla is a great cook! No nasty food. She doesn't wear mini skirts, DOES wear heels but will often cook naked except for an apron.

she will also wear heels in the house at my request. They look great with nothing else ut an apron. The ban on shoes in the house applies to shoes which come in on your feet from outside. If they are clean, you can wear them in the house.

My mother in law would fry "bleme's"...Belarusian pancakes in a mini skirt just about every morning and then top them off with maple syrup. I always bring like a half dozen bottles of that stuff seeing how they can't get enough of it once they tried it. For some reason they don't have maple syrup over there. Anyways after frying the pancakes she would fry the eggs next...all in a mini skirt. The crunch part was she never failed to bring me a beer and hand me the remote while she was in the kitchen cooking. Unfortunately the remote and beer part didn't pass down to her eldest daughter.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Another mystery I have dwelt upon is why in the world anyone would have three MAs. Most people just move on to the PhD, though I understand James Franco is currently working on his second.

If you were better educated you may not worry about other people so much. I NEVER concern myself with what other people choose for their level of education.

But I see that if I comment on my wife's other skills, she gets criticized anyway. Good cook? Intelligent? Does it make any difference? Nope. Just hate on her all the same. Why?

You are pro choice? Unless I choose not to marry an American woman. Pro choice unless I choose to post late at night, and then you want to know WHY. Pro choice unless someone wants to choose to further their education (in a new language no less!) You understand that Alla is TEACHING English now, right?

What I see here only reinforces the choices I have made. Thanks.

And AJ is right...I love it and it is better than I would have imagined!

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is that a close up of a tomato? it's still just a tomato, you know.

[Amby 490]

actually that is a tomato, avocado, and chorizo salad with a whole grain mustard and orange vinaigrette

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actually that is a tomato, avocado, and chorizo salad with a whole grain mustard and orange vinaigrette

I'll have all that on the side. I'll also have the pork chop although I'd rather have a lamb chop.

[Amby 490]

the others are union square cafe's calamari, pulled pork nachos, and seared tuna

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

My mother in law would fry "bleme's"...Belarusian pancakes in a mini skirt just about every morning and then top them off with maple syrup. I always bring like a half dozen bottles of that stuff seeing how they can't get enough of it once they tried it. For some reason they don't have maple syrup over there. Anyways after frying the pancakes she would fry the eggs next...all in a mini skirt. The crunch part was she never failed to bring me a beer and hand me the remote while she was in the kitchen cooking. Unfortunately the remote and beer part didn't pass down to her eldest daughter.

My MIL LOVES maple syrup and I live at the source! We bring a couple gallons fresh off the boiler at a friends farm to her whenever we visit. At first she would not use it, she said it was "chemicals...poison" I fianlly convinced her it is 100% natural and now we catch her drinking glasses of it! "Good for the stomach" she says. "bring more"

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

the question is...do you want this stuff or pork chops

Looks great ! But tbh..if it's even a half way hot looking chick cooking in high heels and a mini skirt..she would be cooking me gruel for all I care....as long as I get to watch her cook.