Ridiculous objectification of our SOs thread

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Now you tell me! I should have stuck with the giant pretzel from New York New York.

Or even better yet, the hot tub and hookers.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I think I'll stick with a 99 cent shrimp cocktail from the Golden Nugget

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I think I'll stick with a 99 cent shrimp cocktail from the Golden Nugget

Where's your sense of adventure ?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Having sex with a hooker was never a line item on my bucket list

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Or even better yet, the hot tub and hookers.

Uh...well, as fun as that sounds, isn't it kind of unsanitary?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Uh...well, as fun as that sounds, isn't it kind of unsanitary?

Doctors these days have cures for just about anything. And if your lucky enough and have those tough ####### Frisian/Norwegian antibodies like myself...well then there's not much worry about catching something.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Doctors these days have cures for just about anything. And if your lucky enough and have those tough ####### Frisian/Norwegian antibodies like myself...well then there's not much worry about catching something.

I'd like to avoid genital herpes--although apparently I'd get to do more white water rafting, mountain biking through the forest, and smiling.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I'd like to avoid genital herpes--although apparently I'd get to do more white water rafting, mountain biking through the forest, and smiling.

I see peeps here in Alaska doing that kind of stuff...mountain biking, rafting, etc... and I always think to myself...; "####### are they doing that for when they could be knocking off a piece right now".

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I see peeps here in Alaska doing that kind of stuff...mountain biking, rafting, etc... and I always think to myself...; "####### are they doing that for when they could be knocking off a piece right now".

They're likely in the midst of a breakout.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Actually, keeping physically fit by mountain biking significantly improves the experience of "knocking off a piece." The two go hand in hand.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

They're likely in the midst of a breakout.

Now be honest Empress...what would you rather be doing... breaking a sweat on a mountain bike, or breaking a sweat in the sack while getting some ?

[Fandango 1,439]

*vom*

[^_^ 5,021]

Now be honest Empress...what would you rather be doing... breaking a sweat on a mountain bike, or breaking a sweat in the sack while getting some ?

Why is it an either/or? Most people find time to play with their kids, get yelled at by the wife, kiss their boss' backside, go mountain biking or swimming and have sex too.

And if going mountain biking means you're too tired for sex, then that's another problem altogether. One I can somewhat relate to, not being in great shape myself.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Why is it an either/or? Most people find time to play with their kids, get yelled at by the wife, kiss their boss' backside, go mountain biking or swimming and have sex too.

And if going mountain biking means you're too tired for sex, then that's another problem altogether. One I can somewhat relate to, not being in great shape myself.

I get my exercise through work and sex....of course I work construction so no need to go work out after work so to say. There again I guess it also depends on the two partners sex drive. I believe it boils down to an individuals genes.

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I get my exercise through work and sex....of course I work construction so no need to go work out after work so to say. There again I guess it also depends on the two partners sex drive. I believe it boils down to an individuals genes.

Mountain biking isn't just about the exercise. I have friends who are fanatical about it and they don't do it to burn calories.