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Ridiculous objectification of our SOs thread

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You had an evil overweight ex who took you for everything before this, right?

Oh right, I've never been married before so naturally I can't tell you why Welsh jumpers are superior to American jumpers....I mean women.

I think its the sheep. Don't tell spooky!

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You are not paying attention. I'm sure we could all point to cultural things about our SO's that we love. For instance, I'll never stop enjoying my husband's Ulster accent. I'll always appreciate

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What American female can resist an English accent, eh? (Or Ulster accent for that matter )! Why should I settle for listening to an American male the rest of my life? My God, my husband even snore

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I'll never forget the first time I saw him across the fashionable theme rock club. Cotton Eye Joe had just started to play, so of course, I was looking around for the New York Yankees who are usually

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My husband climbed Mount Kilimanjaro, navigated through the northwest passage, ran with the bulls, scored the winning goal in the FA Cup final and caught Osama Bin Laden in the mountains of Waziristan.

We have to keep the last one quiet for reasons of national security

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I just lost 15 min. of my life by reading this thread...15 min. that I will never get back. :(

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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You just found out that Bin Laden has been caught and you think it was wasted???

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what is VJ for if not wasting the minutes/hours of your life?

True that.

Iv'e been layed off for a month now, and in this months time Iv'e spent more time on this board killing time then I have combined since I first registered on here doing the visa stuff.

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Gee whiz! I forgot to mention that my father-in-law is like, scorchio! (Thanks, Maven!) Although he's deceased, and I never actually met him. :mellow:

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Gee whiz! I forgot to mention that my father-in-law is like, scorchio! (Thanks, Maven!) Although he's deceased, and I never actually met him. :mellow:

Yeah, my boyfriend's dad is hella hawt for a 72-year-old, and is totally on the Facebook too so I can ogle him when I like.

I think we should talk more about how much we like to give BJs. I think that's a super-appropriate topic; perhaps we can also trade tips!!!idea9dv.gif

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Every day, I'm reminded of why I married someone with social skills, decorum, and a sense of propriety.

With totally hawt immediate family members.

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Yeah, my boyfriend's dad is hella hawt for a 72-year-old, and is totally on the Facebook too so I can ogle him when I like.

I think we should talk more about how much we like to give BJs. I think that's a super-appropriate topic; perhaps we can also trade tips!!!

I thought today's modern man used a sun-warmed cantaloupe. Maybe that's a regional phenomenon?

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Every day, I'm reminded of why I married someone with social skills, decorum, and a sense of propriety.

With totally hawt immediate family members.

You should have gone with a hawt hawt Ukra---

oh sorry, wrong forum.

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(but seriously, on behalf of my Eastern European brethren, forgive them for they were obviously raised by invertebrates. :D)

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I thought today's modern man used a sun-warmed cantaloupe. Maybe that's a regional phenomenon?

Totally regional. Where you and I are from, where they grow red-blooded New Englandahs, a cantaloupe would never suffice.

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Totally regional. Where you and I are from, where they grow red-blooded New Englandahs, a cantaloupe would never suffice.

Indeed. We have very high standards.

Now, pardon me whilst I steal away to dream of my hawt deceased FIL.

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