Ridiculous objectification of our SOs thread

[tmma 467]

This is the the thing with the mandals - they can be easily removed.

and not leave tell tale scars!

[The_Dude 1,142]

This is the the thing with the mandals - they can be easily removed.

Physically, yes they can be easily removed. But then you must address the psychological addiction. How else can you explain how a rational human being would think that black (or any color for that matter) socks and mandals were a good combination?

[MarkTexas 3]

Oooooo...can I join in?

My Dutch husband has much more to offer than the basic American type..

Sure, he has the tallness, blondness, education and temperament common to his Dutch breeding.....but he offers so much more than the American offerings here. I mean who would want to be stuck in with a fat, ugly, mysogenistic, bald American when there are tall, handsome, intelligent hotties that are self made men elsewhere.

By the way, I did read in some med journal somewhere that statistically American men are getting shorter.....Oh dear. Doesn't bode well for my intercontinental 6 inch heel stiletto wearing sisters, does it?

####### ik wist niet dat jij mij alleen maar als een paarden hengst ("Ras") zag!

[tmma 467]

####### ik wist niet dat jij mij alleen maar als een paarden hengst ("Ras") zag!

Kalmeer. Stap nu de keuken binnen en start koken. Naakt.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Physically, yes they can be easily removed. But then you must address the psychological addiction. How else can you explain how a rational human being would think that black (or any color for that matter) socks and mandals were a good combination?

[MarkTexas 3]

Kalmeer. Stap nu de keuken binnen en start koken. Naakt.

Siiiiigh,.....American women are SOOO difficult

I'm glad,...I'm MAN enough to DEAL WITH IT!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Goodness!

I forgot to mention his endearing explosive anger when I even look in the direction of another guy. The other guy doesn't even have to be British! But it's totally hot when he accuses me of being a ho--it just proves his love and devotion.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I think its quite clear maven that we are all failures at this objectification thing.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I think its quite clear maven that we are all failures at this objectification thing.

What?! I'm doing an excellent job, thank you.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Yes, but you haven't yet listed the things he does in the buff yet.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

What?! I'm doing an excellent job, thank you.

I think I need some lessons. What are the key steps in objectifying my wife?

Edited February 18, 2011 by Sousuke

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I think I need some lessons. What are the key steps in objectifying my wife?

I'll try with my limited knowledge... here goes:

In 2004 I bought a green wooly jumper because it was so cold in Kansas. I noticed that it was made in Wales. After awhile it became my favorite jumper and so I thought it would be good to pair it with a Welsh woman. So I jumped off the plane into the wilderness where I found one that matched it well and brought her back with the exclusive purpose of having her wear it and nothing else at the stove. Naturally, she was so happy to be away from her dreadful thatched cottage from the 16th century and in my modern 20th century home with the finest materials you can buy at home depot.

[Jenn! 918]

I'll try with my limited knowledge... here goes:

In 2004 I bought a green wooly jumper because it was so cold in Kansas. I noticed that it was made in Wales. After awhile it became my favorite jumper and so I thought it would be good to pair it with a Welsh woman. So I jumped off the plane into the wilderness where I found one that matched it well and brought her back with the exclusive purpose of having her wear it and nothing else at the stove. Naturally, she was so happy to be away from her dreadful thatched cottage from the 16th century and in my modern 20th century home with the finest materials you can buy at home depot.

You are a disgrace to the movement.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I'll try with my limited knowledge... here goes:

In 2004 I bought a green wooly jumper because it was so cold in Kansas. I noticed that it was made in Wales. After awhile it became my favorite jumper and so I thought it would be good to pair it with a Welsh woman. So I jumped off the plane into the wilderness where I found one that matched it well and brought her back with the exclusive purpose of having her wear it and nothing else at the stove. Naturally, she was so happy to be away from her dreadful thatched cottage from the 16th century and in my modern 20th century home with the finest materials you can buy at home depot.

You had an evil overweight ex who took you for everything before this, right?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Yes, but you haven't yet listed the things he does in the buff yet.

Oh yes...puts together IKEA furniture with his bare hands, splits logs (naked save for wool socks & waterproof suede boots), and rebuilds transmissions.

Rowr