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Preach it sister! Sounds like my man for sure! Although his buddy back home insists that America is a third-world country. Just wait until we get him over for a visit...

The American women will not be able to resist his golden voice or his pale skin!

Our journey together on this earth has come to an end.

I will see you one day again, my love.

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You are not paying attention. I'm sure we could all point to cultural things about our SO's that we love. For instance, I'll never stop enjoying my husband's Ulster accent. I'll always appreciate

Rebecca Jo
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What American female can resist an English accent, eh? (Or Ulster accent for that matter )! Why should I settle for listening to an American male the rest of my life? My God, my husband even snore

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I'll never forget the first time I saw him across the fashionable theme rock club. Cotton Eye Joe had just started to play, so of course, I was looking around for the New York Yankees who are usually

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Oooooo...can I join in?

My Dutch husband has much more to offer than the basic American type..

Sure, he has the tallness, blondness, education and temperament common to his Dutch breeding.....but he offers so much more than the American offerings here. I mean who would want to be stuck in with a fat, ugly, mysogenistic, bald American when there are tall, handsome, intelligent hotties that are self made men elsewhere.

By the way, I did read in some med journal somewhere that statistically American men are getting shorter.....Oh dear. Doesn't bode well for my intercontinental 6 inch heel stiletto wearing sisters, does it?

:P

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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tmma   467

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But please do get him to put these away:

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:rofl:

Those are most certainly American man legs at Wally World partnered with his PJ & UGGs clad family.

sigh---is it really any wonder that us poor American women are DRIVEN, yes...driven to searching out intercontinental love because our American men have priced them selves out of the market.

:P;)

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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I believe Dutch men have the tallest average height in the world - no need for you to put away your 6 inch heels :dance:

I know!!!! :dance:

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Those are most certainly American man legs at Wally World partnered with his PJ & UGGs clad family.

sigh---is it really any wonder that us poor American women are DRIVEN, yes...driven to searching out intercontinental love because our American men have priced them selves out of the market.

:P;)

Ohhhh no way. The Mandals And Socks fashion trend seems to only be perpetuated by Germans and Dutch exclusively :P

No blaming that nightmare on Americans. :P

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Ohhhh no way. The Mandals And Socks fashion trend seems to only be perpetuated by Germans and Dutch exclusively :P

No blaming that nightmare on Americans. :P

:lol:

I reluctantly add British old men on holiday in Benidorm too.

i submit to you, though that those fuzz ball laden nasty looking tube socks in the pic could only be from an American clothes dryer, though.

Futher evidence is the fat legs in them. Just not attractive; and oh so American

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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My goodness! I forgot to mention tea!

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My fairskinned stud as he sips his Assam tea in his armchair, speaking eloquently and convincingly about the wonders of the U.S. food supply and the superiority of American bacon, tea, chocolate, and white bread--and vegetables that are often a shade lighter than elsewhere. He thanks his lucky stars that I pulled him out of that deprived and depraved land!

My pudgy, unkempt American brothers, of course, can't help but scowl at him because of the attention he gets from the ladies as a result of his "cute" accent and undeniable hawtness.

Rowr...

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my American husband used to wear socks with his sandals but I quickly cured him of that habit.. he would also wear his socks pulled all the way up when he wore shorts and runners.. maybe I should have looked elsewhere for a husband :P

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my American husband used to wear socks with his sandals but I quickly cured him of that habit.. he would also wear his socks pulled all the way up when he wore shorts and runners.. maybe I should have looked elsewhere for a husband :P

Oh North of the Border sister. you did have your work cut out for you.

I mean whilst those of us who shopped around for the most bang for our buck ( thanks FSU/Belarus forum for the phrase!) are fending off the tidal wave of Americanization of our foreign imports ( I mean why have a domestic car when you can have a European one? [thxG&A for that]) ....YOU-sweet Marilyn have to combat YEARS of indoctrinated American ways.

:P

My cap is tipped to you!

My goodness! I forgot to mention tea!

Rowr...

My fairskinned stud as he sips his Assam tea in his armchair, speaking eloquently and convincingly about the wonders of the U.S. food supply and the superiority of American bacon, tea, chocolate, and white bread--and vegetables that are often a shade lighter than elsewhere. He thanks his lucky stars that I pulled him out of that deprived and depraved land!

My pudgy, unkempt American brothers, of course, can't help but scowl at him because of the attention he gets from the ladies as a result of his "cute" accent and undeniable hawtness.

Rowr...

American men have started to literally CRY when my husband walks into the room!

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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tmma   467

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yeah it is a burden I must bear for the rest of my life..

I should have just stayed in Canada and married some hockey player...

lol sweet sister---stay strong!

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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