Ridiculous objectification of our SOs thread

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oh good lord, my spelling was ATROCIOUS in my 4.44am post. I was at twowls' birthday party last night and got loaded. We did objectify Mr Twowls though for being British.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

What American female can resist an English accent, eh? (Or Ulster accent for that matter )!

Why should I settle for listening to an American male the rest of my life? My God, my husband even snores with an accent! Of course, I'm sure that happens because he sleeps naked...............

But the question is, what is his shoe size?

*snork!*

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I remember the hot arab thread!

[Justine+David 218]

David has the good Northern European stock blood in him (i.e. hair on his chest) and I adore it Slightly wavy hair, lips that would do Angelina Jolie proud, and rather well h--oh never mind

[Rebecca Jo 1,962]

David has the good Northern European stock blood in him (i.e. hair on his chest) and I adore it Slightly wavy hair, lips that would do Angelina Jolie proud, and rather well h--oh never mind

Are you obsessed with the #######?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Are you obsessed with the #######?

Like Amby, she cares about the #######.

[Justine+David 218]

Are you obsessed with the #######?

Actually, I wrote that in jest and made me think about circumcision as I took down one of our kid's (re: patient at the hospital) for one the other day while the mom told me she couldn't bear to see her child in pain and left me to comfort the kid. Actually, I think the ####### is pretty ugly and I would totally marry a woman if it weren't for the fact that she was a woman

[Big Papa Zone 93]

When we lived in the UK, I loved nothing more than to see him striding manfully across the countryside in a waxed Barbour jacket, wellington boots, wide-wale cords and a chunky wool jumper. Then we'd repair to the pub for a few jars and a ploughman's, while we talked meaningfully about 19th century British politicians or the Second World War.

-x-

[Krikit 1,164]

I can't think of anything.

[meredith and zac 5]

My SO finds the U.S. a wonderland! English men fall over themselves when they see the glory that is the United States of America--vast riches, big cars, gigantic microwave ovens, sunshine, and barrels of ibuprofen. Once they arrive in the States, their families demand that they immediately send back such American delicacies as Milwaukee's Beast Light, Hershey bars, and Wonder Bread--all of which would remain intact following a nuclear meltdown and thus travel well. You ladies married to Brits, you know what I'm talkin' about? Can I get a Hallelujah?

My fiance's family demands the Lucky Charms and Tootsie rolls!! And now my friends are demanding the Haribo sour cherries from him!!!

[LB & PC 0]

My fiance's family demands the Lucky Charms and Tootsie rolls!! And now my friends are demanding the Haribo sour cherries from him!!!

It was a running joke on our trip about Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Ho Hos. I finally had my mother ship over a box of Twinkies to satisfy everyone's curiosity. Not really the tea time snack they were looking for

[Pooky 3,782]

My SO finds the U.S. a wonderland! English men fall over themselves when they see the glory that is the United States of America--vast riches, big cars, gigantic microwave ovens, sunshine, and barrels of ibuprofen. Once they arrive in the States, their families demand that they immediately send back such American delicacies as Milwaukee's Beast Light, Hershey bars, and Wonder Bread--all of which would remain intact following a nuclear meltdown and thus travel well. You ladies married to Brits, you know what I'm talkin' about? Can I get a Hallelujah?

The wife would tell you that's not quite the case.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

The wife would tell you that's not quite the case.

Well then, she must not be the real deal! Hummmph!

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I can't think of anything.

It's because you are married to an American man. Try to contain your jealousy of our hot, British studmuffins.

Well then, she must not be the real deal! Hummmph!

Her British husband is broken. Better send him back before the money back guarantee expires.

[Meg and Nigel 21]

My SO finds the U.S. a wonderland! English men fall over themselves when they see the glory that is the United States of America--vast riches, big cars, gigantic microwave ovens, sunshine, and barrels of ibuprofen. Once they arrive in the States, their families demand that they immediately send back such American delicacies as Milwaukee's Beast Light, Hershey bars, and Wonder Bread--all of which would remain intact following a nuclear meltdown and thus travel well. You ladies married to Brits, you know what I'm talkin' about? Can I get a Hallelujah?

Preach it sister! Sounds like my man for sure! Although his buddy back home insists that America is a third-world country. Just wait until we get him over for a visit...