RUB Jokes

[visaveteran 1]

I like the old War Department videos. Propaganda with your training!

Ever watch the movie "Dodge Ball?" They do a mock training video from the 1940s that's great.

[visaveteran 1]

FSU superstition - If you say something is or is not going to happen, the opposite of what you say is going to then occur because you talked about it. Best I can tell this comes from the "loose lips sink ships" policy of the USSR. Say nothing, see nothing, hear nothing. Mind your business. Etc.

Example - You DO NOT say, "you will pass your interview with no problem." Because by saying that, you just personally insured her downfall. She WILL fail because you talked about it.

I've tried and tried to say, "tonight I will NOT win the lottery." Still waiting for my millions.... (And my wife's still telling me someday we will win.)

I found it interesting that Russians don't have the "never open an umbrella in the house" superstition. But they sure make up for it with a hundred other kooky ones.

[slim 1,525]

Ever watch the movie "Dodge Ball?" They do a mock training video from the 1940s that's great.

Yep. I like that one. We should do one for the MOB.

I found it interesting that Russians don't have the "never open an umbrella in the house" superstition. But they sure make up for it with a hundred other kooky ones.

I think we're only a post or two away from reopening the superstitions thread.

[amberdima 6]

Yep. I like that one. We should do one for the MOB.

I think we're only a post or two away from reopening the superstitions thread.

OPEN!

don't wish someone a 'happy birthday' before the day arrives.

don't put your hand in your pockets or behind your back in church.