Arizona's gun-death rate among the worst in U.S.

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Arizona suffers from a desperate lack of guns and that slaughter would not have happened if the shooter's mother had shot him in the face at birth with a 12 gauge semi auto with BB magnum shells and then hung his body up outside in the sun as a warning to other babies who looked a little weird at birth

Every schoolchild in AZ should have a bag full of guns with backups strapped to their ankles and a Bowie knife in a back strap

Out of state kids who come to do sports in AZ should be handicapped with 15 lbs of lead weights strapped to them to make the competition fair

Any projects areas with a crime rate exceeding 10 criminals per 100,000 should have daisy cutter bombs dropped on them without further notice

Only by actively seeking to improve the community by specific and bold and all-American policies, can the country finally live up to the ideals of the founding fathers and be a fit place for decent people, who don't look even a tiny bit weird, to live in

ps After the projects have been levelled with said bombs, Caterpillar dozers (I have the stocks) could be used to clean it up so that the area can be converted to a heavy machine gun range for non weird looking citizens to practise with their house protection 50 caliber weapons

Alan for president!

I bought my AR-15 3 years ago and went to the range and tried to figure out which end the bullet out of and how to load it.

Yours didn't come with a manual?

I would rather educate kids in comparisons of health care in various parts of the world and in the tenets of atheism versus religion in an unbiased way, as these sorts of matters apply to everyone

Are you referring to the same folks who've never owned a passport and only visited the state next to them?