Self Defense

[slim 1,530]

From time to time I am, but on this topic, I'm not.

So are you saying I'm not a bodyguard?

OK Gary, you take solace in your guns. Someone else made the suggestion of hiring you and Slim as bodyguards. If I were looking to hire a bodyguard, I wouldn't hire a criminal, or a senior citizen. Sorry, I want to live.

A criminal and senior citizen would be excellent choices for bodyguards because nobody would know they're your bodyguards.

I bought 14 guns today. Thanks Gary!

Pics, please.

Sorry sweety, no Easy Bake Oven for you. Here is a grenade launcher and Daddy will get it engraved when we are done training...

Don't you mean a "flare" launcher?

Normal parents get their kids transformers and dolls.

Exactly why America is heading in the wrong direction.

They didn't get him the gun sooner because he would "shoot his eye out."

Which, if you recall, was exactly what happened when he went to play with his new toy.

As Gary's already pointed out, without proper safety training and instruction, of course that's what could happen.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Presumably we should also teach 6 year olds to drive cars and have sex.

What idiocy.

[The_Dude 1,142]

So are you saying I'm not a bodyguard?

A criminal and senior citizen would be excellent choices for bodyguards because nobody would know they're your bodyguards.

Pics, please.

Don't you mean a "flare" launcher?

Exactly why America is heading in the wrong direction.

As Gary's already pointed out, without proper safety training and instruction, of course that's what could happen.

Slim, so much failure in just one post. Not worth wasting my time replying to such insipid drivel.

Edited February 2, 2011 by Rob & Mel

[natty bumppo 297]

Slim, so much failure in just one post. Not worth wasting my time replying to such insipid drivel.

you just did ...

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Presumably we should also teach 6 year olds to drive cars and have sex.

Seems they are already doing that on their own.

Oakland 2nd Graders Reportedly Engage In Sex Acts

[The_Dude 1,142]

you just did ...

I thought my intention was quite obvious, but apparently not to Natty.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I think my school might have been slightly weird. I remember taking a NRA sponsored firearm safety/hunting course in 5th grade.....

[natty bumppo 297]

I thought my intention was quite obvious, but apparently not to Natty.

maybe if slim wasn't quoted in the response it would have more easily passed the smell test ...

either way ... it's all in fun ...

[^_^ 5,021]

I think my school might have been slightly weird. I remember taking a NRA sponsored firearm safety/hunting course in 5th grade.....

Didn't you say you went to a private school somewhere in the midwestern middle of nowhere?

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

Didn't you say you went to a private school somewhere in the midwestern middle of nowhere?

Yeah in Missouri, though near St. Louis.

[The_Dude 1,142]

maybe if slim wasn't quoted in the response it would have more easily passed the smell test ...

either way ... it's all in fun ...

Natty, it's a very simple post. I quoted his text to show how insane and ignorant the things he said and to point out how much of a waste of time it would be to actually address his lunacy.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I think my school might have been slightly weird. I remember taking a NRA sponsored firearm safety/hunting course in 5th grade.....

My cub scout pack for the LA City Elementary School I attended for grades 2, 3, and 4, took us all the the shooting range. That may have been my first time firing a rifle.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

My cub scout pack for the LA City Elementary School I attended for grades 2, 3, and 4, took us all the the shooting range. That may have been my first time firing a rifle.

Me too. I shot a rifle at a rendezvous in 1990 so I would have been 8.

[natty bumppo 297]

Natty, it's a very simple post. I quoted his text to show how insane and ignorant the things he said and to point out how much of a waste of time it would be to actually address his lunacy.

did you have too much caffeine today?

[The_Dude 1,142]

did you have too much caffeine today?

Nope. I don't drink coffee.