Problems with Old Age

[Kathryn41 3,205]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part

of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a small jar and said, "Take

this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and

gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened?

The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my

right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with

her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,

then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady

next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she

even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

Edited August 28, 2006 by Kathryn41

[Jenn! 918]

cute one!