Obama Care

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

New Vasectomy Rules

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, the nurse comes in and take his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Following ejaculation, the man catches his breath and asks the nurse what that was all about. The nurse informed him that studies have shown that a vasectomy is easier for the surgeon and less painful for the patient if the patient first has an ejaculation.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While going down the hall, the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, "They're getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."

[james&olya 1,121]

New Vasectomy Rules

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, the nurse comes in and take his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Following ejaculation, the man catches his breath and asks the nurse what that was all about. The nurse informed him that studies have shown that a vasectomy is easier for the surgeon and less painful for the patient if the patient first has an ejaculation.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While going down the hall, the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, "They're getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."

Sort of funny. Totally off the mark and irrelevant to what is actually in the new health insurance law. It is reflective of the ignorance that passes for political debate in this country. All one needs to do is create a caricature of the candidate or program they don't like and then become an insta-pundit knocking down the 'straw-man' they have created. But the american public will get what they deserve here, I am afraid. Failure to be informed and educated will lead to an acceptance of people in power doing the opposite of what they would want if they actually knew what was going on. But this is what we get when we accept the BS shoveled at us by certain news outlets!

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Sort of funny. Totally off the mark...

Yes, but in both cases, the vasectomies are going to happen. The outcome is the same. So what's the problem?

[james&olya 1,121]

Yes, but in both cases, the vasectomies are going to happen. The outcome is the same. So what's the problem?

'Obama-care', as some want to call it, is a small but good step forward in making health insurance available for everyone. But it appears that many people, ignorant of what it actually consists of, are eager to see the republicans succeed in derailing it! The big problem is that it is unlikely to accomplish the necessary cost savings so that it does not bankrupt the country. The only real hope of providing decent care to all at an affordable price is with a program that is at the least 'single-payer', like medicare. A national health 'system', like the British or our own VA hospital system would be the extreme version of 'national health insurance'! The present system is one of the worst possible options. It is inequitable, depriving many of needed care, driving many other hard working families into bankruptcy, and the costs are sky-rocketing. But the big insurance companies along with big pharma and other special interests have 'bought' the votes of many in congress. Otherwise we would have been able to have 'medicare-for-all'. So now we see these caricatures in the way of these 'jokes' and other devices to convince enough people to be opposed to a program they actually know almost nothing about!