The Good Joke thread

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Let's post some of the good jokes we've heard or received in emails. But only good ones, and I'm the judge. :devil: And I expect hysterical laughter from the ones I post.

I'll begin with The Girl Lodger, sent to me by a friend who recently had surgery for stomach cancer.

The Girl Lodger

A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath,although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire......

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday...

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, don't go to darts. Wait in the back garden and I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department; very generously indeed.

Then the girl went to bed and the husband came in; the wife asked: "Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't"...

[TBoneTX 45,288]

, si man.

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting at a table at a sidewalk cafe. They observed two people go into the house across the street. A few minutes later, three people came out.

"They have reproduced," said the biologist.

"The measurement wasn't accurate," said the physicist.

"Now, if exactly one person enters the house," said the mathematician, "it will be empty again."