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Puns for the educated mind...

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BishopM Proficient

BishopM   114

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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Classic...because of its simplicity :thumbs:

Speaking of beauty in simplicity, here is one of my favorite simple jokes:

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick

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“Acquire the spirit of peace and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” Saint Seraphim of Sarov

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“The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?” Pablo Cassals

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Get thee to a punnery.

Now, if you'll excuse me I am too much in the pun.

BTW, I can't believe I just thought of those two, I really got to go back to the farm. That way I'll be outstanding in the field.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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