Two missing Coptic women had been abused by priest husbands

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An act of war? No. Don't be overly dramatic. It was a terrorist attack, period; not the first, not the last.

Sounds to me like you want to downplay 9/11. Why?

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I have a long term and passionate fascination with serial killers, but, somehow, I still manage to keep it in check and avoid constantly posting about them in public.

Just sayin . . .

A thread on a serial killer would be interesting too!

[Dan and Judy 614]

I have a long term and passionate fascination with serial killers, but, somehow, I still manage to keep it in check and avoid constantly posting about them in public.

Just sayin . . .

somebody peed in my cherrios and then crushed them with a spoon

[Dan and Judy 614]

the only clues left behind were some pink hearts, little yellow moons and green clovers. At this point it appears to be homicide

[Dan and Judy 614]

Sounds to me like you want to downplay 9/11. Why?

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Sounds to me like you want to downplay 9/11. Why?

Because the attackers were Muslim?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVXa9-VG7r0&NR=1

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Sounds to me like you want to downplay 9/11. Why?

Well, if not constantly wringing my hands over it is downplaying it, I suppose I am. It's because I've seen worse, lived in war zones, ran toward what others run from for 22 years. It's the worse terrorist attack on American soil, but its not the worse thing that's ever happened.

[Dan and Judy 614]

the only clues left behind were some pink hearts, little yellow moons and green clovers. At this point it appears to be homicide

Well, I accidently revived this thread because I wanted a quote to show up in a nice blue box. Since it has been revived, There is an update on the Cheerios massacre.

The FBI has put out an APB on a well known cereal killer who goes by the name "Lucky" He is aproximately 2 feet tall. and has been known to wear a green hat.

He has ties to the IRA and has been seen in the company of Catholic priests. He is armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this terrorist yourself.

A reliable anonymous source divulged that Lucky likes to hang out in bars and strip clubs.

FBI Director Robert Mueller has authorized round the clock surveillance of all strip clubs in the US. FBI agents are enthusiasticaly carrying out this task. Some are

even volunteering to forgo the overtime pay. One agent said they will not rest until they catch something.

Midgets and dwarves across the country are up in arms over what they consider Illegal profileing. When questioned about this a high ranking FBI official said "they should

just grow up" Airports across the country are backing up as the little people refuse to go through the xray machines.

They also object to the term "pat down".

Since this terrorist is Catholic. Roman Catholics in the US are rushing to disavow his actions. They are anxious about the potential for an anti -Catholic backlash.

A spokesman for General mills said they in no way condone these actions and "Lucky" has gone rogue, There are instructions printed on every box of General Mills

Cereal and "Lucky" is mis interpeting those instructions. " THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENERAL MILLS, we constantly preach good nutrition. We feel that

many cereals can co-exist peacefully of the same shelf. In fact Lucky charms and Cheerios share a common heritage Lucky branched off in the 60's to form his own

cereal. There has been animosity ever since.

The latest incident seems to have been triggered when two Children tried to switch from lucky charms to cheerios The enraged leprecaun lept upon the table and peed in their cheerios

right in broad daylight. Lucky then took a spoon and crushed the life out of the little o's. The children were taken to the hospital for observation.

Reportedly Lucky exclaimed "I'm going to take the cheer out of cheerios"

A spokesman for General Mills said "don't pay any attention to what he said" this was a terrorist act pure and simple.

That is little comfort for the thousands of Americans trying to sit down this morning and enjoy their cheerios.

It has been rumored that a Catholic priest heard Luckys confession and absolved him with 10 hail marys. A mere slap on the wrist. It is also suspected that the catholic priest is

sheltering Lucky right now. It is not known if the priest is aware that lucky is in fact leprecaun and not a little boy.

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Well, I accidently revived this thread because I wanted a quote to show up in a nice blue box. Since it has been revived, There is an update on the Cheerios massacre.

The FBI has put out an APB on a well known cereal killer who goes by the name "Lucky" He is aproximately 2 feet tall. and has been known to wear a green hat.

He has ties to the IRA and has been seen in the company of Catholic priests. He is armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this terrorist yourself.

A reliable anonymous source divulged that Lucky likes to hang out in bars and strip clubs.

FBI Director Robert Mueller has authorized round the clock surveillance of all strip clubs in the US. FBI agents are enthusiasticaly carrying out this task. Some are

even volunteering to forgo the overtime pay. One agent said they will not rest until they catch something.

Midgets and dwarves across the country are up in arms over what they consider Illegal profileing. When questioned about this a high ranking FBI official said "they should

just grow up" Airports across the country are backing up as the little people refuse to go through the xray machines.

They also object to the term "pat down".

Since this terrorist is Catholic. Roman Catholics in the US are rushing to disavow his actions. They are anxious about the potential for an anti -Catholic backlash.

A spokesman for General mills said they in no way condone these actions and "Lucky" has gone rogue, There are instructions printed on every box of General Mills

Cereal and "Lucky" is mis interpeting those instructions. " THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENERAL MILLS, we constantly preach good nutrition. We feel that

many cereals can co-exist peacefully of the same shelf. In fact Lucky charms and Cheerios share a common heritage Lucky branched off in the 60's to form his own

cereal. There has been animosity ever since.

The latest incident seems to have been triggered when two Children tried to switch from lucky charms to cheerios The enraged leprecaun lept upon the table and peed in their cheerios

right in broad daylight. Lucky then took a spoon and crushed the life out of the little o's. The children were taken to the hospital for observation.

Reportedly Lucky exclaimed "I'm going to take the cheer out of cheerios"

A spokesman for General Mills said "don't pay any attention to what he said" this was a terrorist act pure and simple.

That is little comfort for the thousands of Americans trying to sit down this morning and enjoy their cheerios.

It has been rumored that a Catholic priest heard Luckys confession and absolved him with 10 hail marys. A mere slap on the wrist. It is also suspected that the catholic priest is

sheltering Lucky right now. It is not known if the priest is aware that lucky is in fact leprecaun and not a little boy.

Someone might actually read this if it were properly spaced...

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i'm a cereal killer

[Dan and Judy 614]

Someone might actually read this if it were properly spaced...

If you think the spacing is random, go back to cryptology 101