The Anonymous Overshare Thread

[chri'stina 190]

You guys are supposed to overshare anonymously. Does no one read titles anymore?

So are you the OP, defending your thread?

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So are you the OP, defending your thread?

No. I am just me, defending the lost art of reading.

[chri'stina 190]

No. I am just me, defending the lost art of reading.

Some people don't feel their stories are embarrassing enough to share anonymously, Stephen Dedalus.

[Fandango 1,440]

This is my most embarrassing story of my life:

An ex and I went to Disney world. We went to Tom Sawyer's Island, which was pretty stupid..it's like a display in a treehouse basically. Anyhoo, after walking thru it, we found ourselves on a platform about 7 feet off the ground. There were knotted ropes in front of us, bolted to the floor, presumably to climb down. It was really for kids, but there was no other way down.

I sat on the platform and jumped off. He called me a wuss and proceeded to climb down. The rope was knotted ever 12 inches or so. So one of the knots hits him in the groin, and by the time he was on his feet, he was doubled over. I found it hilariously funny, and even took a picture of him as he was bent over in pain.

So of course, he's all 'at least I did it' blah blah blah. He knew I couldn't help myself once I was goaded.

So I go thru the entire stupid treehouse again. I get on the platform, I wrap my leg kinda around the rope, I grab the rope loosely, then I tighten my grip and step off the platform. At the time, I had long, acrylic fingernails. I actually had to get two nails repaired, and the stupid lady wound up putting two curved nails on me. So as I tightened my grip, the two curved nails dug into my hand and hurt like crazy! So I instinctively loosened my grip, and I started to fall.

The first knot I hit on the way down grabbed my shirt and flung it over my head.

The second knot hit me square in the middle of my bra...the one tiny piece of fabric holding the whole thing together.

My bra broke! I've got my shirt over my head, but I feel the WOOSH of my bra flying open, and air hitting my boobs as I'm falling. I grip my thighs together to break my fall.

I fell on the ground, leaves in my hair, my hands over my chest, rope burn up my inner thighs.....to see about 20 seven year old boys gazing down on me from the platform...eyes wide, mouths hanging open.

This one mother, who had seen me take a pic of my ex as he was doubled over, looks at my ex while motioning to me and says

'Now THAT'S a kodak moment!'

Edited December 29, 2010 by Lisa C

[Ban Hammer 13,726]

[Fandango 1,440]

It is a pretty funny story though, hahahahah

[Ban Hammer 13,726]

i think lisa has topped everyone

[ValerieA 350]

[Fandango 1,440]

i think lisa has topped everyone

Yep, really embarrassing, but at the same time, it's so funny that I don't mind retelling it.

I wouldn't, however, tell anyone if I sh!t the bed, let alone if someone was in the bed as well. So I dunno who the 'winner' is, heh

[Amby 490]

I love Lisa's stories! She's just as funny as I am when it comes to being clumsy!

My friend's mom took us to the beach when we were like 13-14. She didn't have anything to put her hair up so she used a thong as a ponytail holder. I found it hilarious, my friend was mortified

[thongd4me 69]

I love Lisa's stories! She's just as funny as I am when it comes to being clumsy!

My friend's mom took us to the beach when we were like 13-14. She didn't have anything to put her hair up so she used a thong as a ponytail holder. I found it hilarious, my friend was mortified

I think that's from a library book, "1001 Uses for Thongs"

I oughta know

[Amby 490]

I think that's from a library book, "1001 Uses for Thongs"

I oughta know

what was even funnier (to me) was when we got back (they were my neighbors), my friend's mom discovered her teenage son drove her jeep through the fence and into the family pool

[Calypso 464]

What was the message?

This is my most embarrassing story of my life:

An ex and I went to Disney world. We went to Tom Sawyer's Island, which was pretty stupid..it's like a display in a treehouse basically. Anyhoo, after walking thru it, we found ourselves on a platform about 7 feet off the ground. There were knotted ropes in front of us, bolted to the floor, presumably to climb down. It was really for kids, but there was no other way down.

I sat on the platform and jumped off. He called me a wuss and proceeded to climb down. The rope was knotted ever 12 inches or so. So one of the knots hits him in the groin, and by the time he was on his feet, he was doubled over. I found it hilariously funny, and even took a picture of him as he was bent over in pain.

So of course, he's all 'at least I did it' blah blah blah. He knew I couldn't help myself once I was goaded.

So I go thru the entire stupid treehouse again. I get on the platform, I wrap my leg kinda around the rope, I grab the rope loosely, then I tighten my grip and step off the platform. At the time, I had long, acrylic fingernails. I actually had to get two nails repaired, and the stupid lady wound up putting two curved nails on me. So as I tightened my grip, the two curved nails dug into my hand and hurt like crazy! So I instinctively loosened my grip, and I started to fall.

The first knot I hit on the way down grabbed my shirt and flung it over my head.

The second knot hit me square in the middle of my bra...the one tiny piece of fabric holding the whole thing together.

My bra broke! I've got my shirt over my head, but I feel the WOOSH of my bra flying open, and air hitting my boobs as I'm falling. I grip my thighs together to break my fall.

I fell on the ground, leaves in my hair, my hands over my chest, rope burn up my inner thighs.....to see about 20 seven year old boys gazing down on me from the platform...eyes wide, mouths hanging open.

This one mother, who had seen me take a pic of my ex as he was doubled over, looks at my ex while motioning to me and says

'Now THAT'S a kodak moment!'

That was really funny. "What goes around, comes around."