Hugh Hefner engaged

[thongd4me 69]

{OMG dept.}

Hugh Hefner Engaged

Hef tweeted, "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory."

Why is this any different from the image of my 85 year old mom with a 24 year old guy

Edited December 27, 2010 by thongd4me

[peejay 327]

{OMG dept.}

Hugh Hefner Engaged

Why is this any different from the image of my 85 year old mom with a 24 year old guy

I don't know your mom's financial situation, but Hef is definitely equipped to buy all the arm candy he'll ever need to go styling in public.

[thongd4me 69]

I don't know your mom's financial situation, but Hef is definitely equipped to buy all the arm candy he'll ever need to go styling in public.

But my mom can more than subdue some male arm candy with her cane.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

what a lucky #######.....

Well, at least he cannot be accused of dating someone half his age!

[Ban Hammer 13,335]

what a lucky #######.....

Well, at least he cannot be accused of dating someone half his age!

not for another 37 years at least.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

He probably couldn't get it up with a crane. His balls fall out of his pantlegs.

[scandal 951]

not for another 37 years at least.

Oh no, he'll be on to the next Miss April or October long, long before then.

[peejay 327]

He probably couldn't get it up with a crane. His balls fall out of his pantlegs.

But at least he has memories of his glory days. Some guys don't even have that.

Hef is a survivor.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

But at least he has memories of his glory days. Some guys don't even have that.

Hef is a survivor.

He sure did have glory days.

[thongd4me 69]

Easy anniversary gifts:

One more silk bathrobe and some pipe tobacco.

[thongd4me 69]

Engagement Off

Yep, it's official, from the Hindustandi Times.

Heartbroken Playboy founder Hugh Hefner said on Tuesday his wedding this weekend was canceled because his 25-year-old fiancee, a Playmate from his magazine, changed her mind.

Hefner, 85, and Crystal Harris were due to tie the knot in front of more than 300 guests at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles on Saturday. It would have been Hefner's third marriage.

"The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart," Hefner wrote on Twitter. "The breakup is a heart breaker, but better now than after the marriage," he added later. He also denied a report on celebrity website TMZ.com that the couple had had "a nasty argument" on the phone.

Adding insult to injury, he said Harris took his favorite pet, a cocker spaniel named Charlie, when she moved out of the mansion. On the other hand, Hefner said he has been consoled by his coterie of old pals and his former wife Kimberley Conrad, and announced he would be hosting a screening of "Runaway Bride."

Hefner proposed to Harris on Christmas Eve, he announced on Twitter at the time. Since then Hefner has been planning the nuptials in between serving as hands-on editor of Playboy and entertaining family and friends at movie screenings and backgammon games. A two-hour TV special featuring wedding highlights was due to air July 13 on the women's cable channel Lifetime. Hefner and second wife Conrad, a former Playmate now 48, divorced in 2010 after a lengthy separation.

His first marriage to Mildred Williams ended in divorce in 1959. He has two children from each marriage.

Hefner, known around the world by his nickname, Hef, has championed sexual freedom and civil rights, published stories challenging McCarthyism and the Vietnam War, and backed gay causes and the legalization of marijuana.

With a cover featuring a calendar photo of Marilyn Monroe, Hefner put together the first issue of Playboy on the kitchen table in his Chicago apartment in 1953 at a cost of $600. It sold 51,000 copies -- enough to finance a second issue -- and led to a multimillion dollar international corporation, which Hefner recently took private.

Raised in San Diego by British parents, Harris met Hefner at his annual Halloween party in 2008. She moved in to the mansion after a few weeks and became Playboy's Playmate of the Month in December 2009. She will be on the cover of the magazine's upcoming July issue.

Namasthe, Hef...