hmmm..a former client calls me today with a strange situation

[ChristinaM 0]

oh, and inform him of lubricants.

Daniel

:energetic:

LMFAO

[gimygirl 0]

i want to know what drug as well ... i always hear the opposite complaint!!! which is almost always their #1 reason for going off their meds!!!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Don't most ED drugs have that listed as a possible side effect?

[almaty 19]

Trazodone (Desyrel)

[Ban Hammer 13,634]

Trazodone (Desyrel)

hey almaty, this patient of yours isn't by any chance named ric flair is he?

[yogib37 3]

i received a call from a former Psych. patient of mine..he is on a certain mediciation for some of his problems and one of the side effects is a constant hard-on..has had it for 3 days..wanted to know what to do/ i suggested beating-off ( modern psychology in action) but he has constantly..now, it looks like a dog chewed on it from all the action it has received..i sent him to the ER to get some hard-off medication...also, told him to refill his script and put the medication in my mailbox at home.. true story .. minus the mailbox part

what you should of told him when he went to the ER is to put the gown on backwards and have him strut around the wards

maybe someone a laugh

Priapism is the presence of a persistent, usually painful, erection of the ####### unrelated to sexual stimulation or desire. It is a true urologic emergency that may lead to permanent erectile dysfunction and penile necrosis if left untreated. Priapism is frequently idiopathic in etiology but is associated with a number of important medical conditions and pharmacologic agents.

ummm brother dean.. English please..

[Risto 0]

i received a call from a former Psych. patient of mine..he is on a certain mediciation for some of his problems and one of the side effects is a constant hard-on..has had it for 3 days..wanted to know what to do/ i suggested beating-off ( modern psychology in action) but he has constantly..now, it looks like a dog chewed on it from all the action it has received..i sent him to the ER to get some hard-off medication...also, told him to refill his script and put the medication in my mailbox at home.. true story .. minus the mailbox part

not a smart thing discussing anything about patients

ohuel shto li?

[Nizzy 1]

A dog chewed it?

Dean...come on. I know it's Friday and it's been a loooooooooong week but give me a break....

according to him.."it looked like a dog chewed it"...

Are you a sex therapist?

psychotherapist..

Here's a joke I once heard and thought was funny...

This guy gets arrested and he is at the jail all handcuffed and waiting for the cops to finish some paperwork. After a few minutes a cop comes in and tells him he needs to go into "that room" and points to the door. The guy looks at the door he is supposed to go into and screams: "I'm not going in there!!!" and the cop asks why. He says: "because it says "psycho-the-rapist" on the door!"

It's probably lame but I laughed at the guys stupidity...

[gimygirl 0]

[Mirorgate 0]

i received a call from a former Psych. patient of mine..he is on a certain mediciation for some of his problems and one of the side effects is a constant hard-on..has had it for 3 days..wanted to know what to do/ i suggested beating-off ( modern psychology in action) but he has constantly..now, it looks like a dog chewed on it from all the action it has received..i sent him to the ER to get some hard-off medication...also, told him to refill his script and put the medication in my mailbox at home.. true story .. minus the mailbox part

not a smart thing discussing anything about patients

ohuel shto li?

considering no HIPAA, JCAHO, NCQA regs are broken by the vague def he provided.. what of it? doubt that former patient comes here to VJ, and any similarity in persona is .. similarity and not more.

[keltic 1]

precisely, miror...

there is no way that anyone could identify who the patient is from his description, so therefore, no problem

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

precisely, miror...

there is no way that anyone could identify who the patient is from his description, so therefore, no problem

Actually, I can. And further up, charles did as well.

It's Ric Flair. Isn't it obvious?

[Alex+R 0]

i received a call from a former Psych. patient of mine..he is on a certain mediciation for some of his problems and one of the side effects is a constant hard-on..has had it for 3 days..wanted to know what to do/ i suggested beating-off ( modern psychology in action) but he has constantly..now, it looks like a dog chewed on it from all the action it has received..i sent him to the ER to get some hard-off medication...also, told him to refill his script and put the medication in my mailbox at home.. true story .. minus the mailbox part

not a smart thing discussing anything about patients

ohuel shto li?

considering no HIPAA, JCAHO, NCQA regs are broken by the vague def he provided.. what of it? doubt that former patient comes here to VJ, and any similarity in persona is .. similarity and not more.

I hate HIPAA--it eliminates all the good gossip.

[mawilson 2,133]

Priapism is the presence of a persistent, usually painful, erection of the ####### unrelated to sexual stimulation or desire. It is a true urologic emergency that may lead to permanent erectile dysfunction and penile necrosis if left untreated. Priapism is frequently idiopathic in etiology but is associated with a number of important medical conditions and pharmacologic agents.

ummm brother dean.. English please..

ohuel shto li?

That goes for you too, Risto, much as I enjoy your pithy comments in what? Bulgarian? Russian?

[Risto 0]

Priapism is the presence of a persistent, usually painful, erection of the ####### unrelated to sexual stimulation or desire. It is a true urologic emergency that may lead to permanent erectile dysfunction and penile necrosis if left untreated. Priapism is frequently idiopathic in etiology but is associated with a number of important medical conditions and pharmacologic agents.

ummm brother dean.. English please..

ohuel shto li?

That goes for you too, Risto, much as I enjoy your pithy comments in what? Bulgarian? Russian?

His wife speaks Russian. I think learning some nice Russian words will be nice.