Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[zqt3344 21]

Rube your own rube you rube head!

Check the source. It's a satire site, you rube.

[SuperDuper! 230]

Check the source. It's a satire site, you rube.

Do you really have to bring down the whole room, again? Give someone else a chance to be bright and peppy for a change.

[Danno 1,228]

With a name like "Percy Cummings"...and the decorator traveling with a "partner".... don't say the TSA wasn't warned.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Homophobes! This is going to far!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple piercings on his manhood" which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time groping" Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

C'mon...now THATS funny stuff!

[Harsh_77 718]

This is just funny.....