Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[Amby 490]

He had it out of his pants?

no but it's like putting a water hose on the jet setting inside his pants for a second

[SuperDuper! 230]

Can't believe Steven would even post a story like this. What happened to personal standards?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

no but it's like putting a water hose on the jet setting inside his pants for a second

I still find this hard to believe.

[Amby 490]

spooky

[scandal 951]

I still find this hard to believe.

Don't worry. It gets soft after being hard.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

spooky

Don't worry. It gets soft after being hard.

I'm telling ya, ain't no way that this is true. I'm gonna check on snopes.

[^_^ 5,021]

spooky just check the URL and browse around the site a little.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

spooky just check the URL and browse around the site a little.

You mean the camel toe fad is made up too?

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=88

[^_^ 5,021]

You mean the camel toe fad is made up too?

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=88

oh no, that's real.

[Amby 490]

I know there's an insert to make those go away but I'm pretty sure I read somewhere there's also a thing they sell to make them more visible too

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Wow... it's a medical condition but he was arrested?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Wow... it's a medical condition but he was arrested?

:lol:

[SuperDuper! 230]

Don't worry. It gets soft after being hard.

Thanks again, Cap't. Obvious.

[zqt3344 21]

Yeah, righttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, what BS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple piercings on his manhood" which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time groping" Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

[^_^ 5,021]

Yeah, righttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, what BS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Check the source. It's a satire site, you rube.