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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,622

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Look, I keep telling you that I'm not into golden showers even if your personal hygiene is on par with my litter box, Mary. NOW GET MY DAMN BEER.

oh right, that's the official party line.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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oh right, that's the official party line.

If April showers bring May flowers, how the Hell did I end up with you?

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,622

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If April showers bring May flowers, how the Hell did I end up with you?

you didn't.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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you didn't.

If only if were true, but The Great State of Texas says otherwise.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,622

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If only if were true, but The Great State of Texas says otherwise.

i see your meds are a bit too high, i'll have the nurse tone them down a bit as your delusions are back.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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i see your meds are a bit too high, i'll have the nurse tone them down a bit as your delusions are back.

That's so sweet of you, dear. For a second I thought that you were that sweet, innocent girl that I married, not the Queen of the Harpies that busts my ballz every single day.

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IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Geez you two, pipe down. I can't hear myself think. You go at it like an old married couple. Oh wait .....

Don't make me take off my cargo belt, young man.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,622

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Geez you two, pipe down. I can't hear myself think. You go at it like an old married couple. Oh wait .....

it's not nice to tease 5 during his dementia spells.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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Yes, and besides, he doesn't put up the seat when he tinkles.

And you would know because....

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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it's not nice to tease 5 during his dementia spells.

That didn't stop you from tricking me into marrying you, Sweeatheart.

And you would know because....

Don't ask, don't tell.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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He brags.

I don't have to. The last time I let you stand next to me at the urinal, you were so damn envious that you had a hissy fit for a month. tongue.gif You were so green that you could have starred as the Not-So Incredible Hulk. tongue.gif

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IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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keysjangle Rising Star

keysjangle   145

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THIS is how you ruin a washing machine :lol: :lol: :lol:

USCIS

Jul 15/11 - Sent I-130 Package from Honolulu

Jul 18/11 - I-130 package received & signed for in Chicago
Jul 19/11 - Priority Date
Jul 21/11 - NOA1/USCIS Acceptance Confirmation received
Jul 29/11 - Received I-797C hard copy
Aug 4/11 - Touched
Feb 16/12 - NOA2 Approval (212 days since Priority Date)


NVC

Feb 28/12 - NVC Case Number, BIN & IIN Assigned, Optin E-mail for EP Sent

Mar 2/12 - DS-261 Submitted
Mar 5/12 - Electronic Processing Opt-in Accepted, AOS Invoiced & Paid
Mar 7/12 - NVC receive IV electronic package, AOS shows "Paid", AOS Package Sent
Mar 9/12 - IV Bill Invoiced & Paid
Mar 12/12 - AOS fee shows as "Not Paid - Rejected": Human error. AOS re-paid.
Mar 13/12 - IV is "Paid." Will have to be re-paid post imminent "Rejected" status. NVC e-mail "Checklist Cover Letter" asking for my $$$
Mar 14/12 - IV is "Rejected - Not Paid", Re-paid, AOS is "Paid"
Mar 16/12 - IV is "Paid", DS-260 submitted & Package sent
Mar 19/12 - IV Package Received
Mar 20/12 - Case Complete E-mail Received (21 days at NVC)


Final Steps

Apr 10/12 - Interview date assigned: May 9 @ 8:30AM

May 1/12 - Medical Date
May 9/12 - Interview result: Approved!
Jun 22/12 - POE
Jul 23/12 - SSN assigned
Aug 10/12 - Green card in hand

ROC

Mar 25/14 - ROC sent to CSC

Mar 28/14 - Package delivered to CSC

Apr 1/14 - Check cashed

Apr 3/14 - Received NOA1, Receipt Date: 3/28

Jun 15/14 - Move to San Diego

Jun 23/14 - RFE / Package sent: Aug 6, ETA Aug 8

Aug 22/14 - New Card in Production

 

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